Hell's Hazbin Heroes

Weapon of Mass Destruction

Nico's POV:

Cherri & I are hanging out in the lobby when the TV suddenly turns on.

Announcer: *onscreen* "Stand by for an emergency Voxtek announcement."

Then, Charlie & Vaggie enter the room.

Charlie: "Do you guys know what this is about?"

Onscreen, Angel stands before a crowd of people dressed in blue clothes and wearing blue makeup instead of his usual pink clothing and makeup.

Angel: *onscreen* "Demons of Hell, I am famous porn star Angel Dust. You may know me from such films as "Stepbrother Gets Stuck in a Hula Hoop'. But what you may not know is that I was one of the first guests at the Hazbin Hotel. And I am here to tell you that the hotel is a joke. The princess wants you to believe that peace is an option. But take it from someone who already fought the angels once. The only way we can save ourselves is by fighting back.-*crowd cheers*-And the only way to fight back is by following the Vees."

Angel gestures to Vox as he appears onscreen.

Vox: *onscreen* "Thank you, Angel. It's great to have you with us."

My fists clench when Vox places his hands on Vox's shoulders. He is so going to the top of my hit list, right next to Val.

Charlie: "Why would he say that?"

Husk: "Angel?"

Vox: *onscreen* "My fellow demons, we find ourselves at the turn of the tide. In the years following Lilith's uprising, we have found ourselves at the mercy of the armies of Heaven. For years, we have stood by, watching our brothers and sisters die the eternal death, thinking there was nothing we could do to stop it. The one good thing Morningstar's little hotel did was show us that we could defend ourselves.-*crowd cheers*-But now, thanks to us, the Vees, you no longer have to live in fear. Because now, thanks to me, we finally have a weapon that can take the fight to them and complete the mission our dear queen began almost a decade ago."

The stage in the center of the crowd lowers as a new floor ascends from beneath to reveal a large object hidden underneath a sheet.

Vox: *onscreen* "I present to you the Might of Lilith!"

The sheet falls off to reveal a large cannon aimed at Heaven.

Vaggie: "The hell is that?"

Husk: *whispers* "Those motherfuckers."

Niffty: "Ooh, so big."

Baxter: "Fascinating."

Cherri & I: "Oh, fuck."

Charlie: "We're too late."

Vox: *onscreen* "Should we see if the neighbors are home?"

The crowd cheers as Vox climbs and stands atop the cannon.

Vox: "Knock, knock!-*cackles*-Can the angels come out to play?"

Then, Vox fires the cannon, which sends a beam that breaks through Heaven's barrier and shatters its gates, a piece of which breaks off and breaks Hell's clocktower.

Vees: *onscreen* "Holy shit."

All: "Holy shit!"

Vox then broadcasts a message to Heaven.