Hell's Hazbin Heroes

Hazbin Hotel: Behind Closed Doors: Part 2

Nico's POV:

Charlie's making one last attempt to help Angel redeem himself by tying Husk and me to train tracks so that Angel has to save us.

Charlie: "For our final attempt, 2 poor helpless damsels have been tied to the train tracks by me, the Diabolical Danny Do-Bad!" *cackles*

Husk: "I shouldn't have said nothing."

Me: "Hey, I don't like being called a helpless damsel either, and getting held hostage is so much work, but just remember, we're doing this for Angel."

Husk nods as we recite the lines Charlie gave us.

Me: "Help!"

Husk: "We're stuck. Or whatever."

Charlie: "And look! The 5:00 train with a deadly weapon tied to the front. -*diabolically chuckles*-Right on time for once. If only there was a big, strong man willing to sacrifice himself to save the poor damsels. Just like the great Sir Pentious did.-*chuckles*-And I definitely don't have a way to stop this train in case things go bad."

Velvette: "Pretty sure one of Val's pornos opened just like this."

Vox: "Add plagiarism to the list."

Then, Angel steps out in a cowboy suit.

Angel: *Southern accent* "I'm a big, strong man with so many redeemable qualities.-*normal voice*-All right, nope. Nope. Nope. Come on, Charlie, this ain't gonna work. I ain't nothing like Pen."

Charlie: "Charlie? Who is this Charlie character? The Diabolical Danny Do-Bad does not listen to her friends. Oh, no! Look out, Sheriff Dust. The train is reaching the drop! The damsels!"

Angel: "Ugh, this is dumb. I ain't doing it, Charlie."

Charlie: "But, Angel, this is our last chance to--"

Angel: "Nope."

Angel waves Charlie's pleas off as he walks away.

Charlie: "But-*sighs*-Ok."

Charlie tries turning off the train, but the train resumes speeding down the track.

Charlie: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, what?"

Vox: "Oh, yeah. I noticed your little train didn't actually pose any risk, so I took the brakes off. You're welcome."

Charlie: "What? You what? Niffty, stop the train. Niffty! Stop the train!"

Charlie tries calling out to Niffty, the conductor, but she's too caught up in the excitement to listen.

Charlie: "Husk, Nico, get out of the way!"

Husk: "Oh! Oh, yeah! Sure thing! Except you tied us to the fucking tracks!"

Thankfully, Angel walks back over.

Angel: "Fuck, Charlie, I said I am done."

Charlie: "Angel, the brakes are cut!"

Angel: "Husk! Nico!"

Angel rushes toward and grabs onto the tracks, swinging from the edge by his hand as he uses his right hand to fire two shots at the ropes.

Charlie: "Angel!"

Angel then leaps to stand between us and the train, but before it can hit us, Vaggie swoops in and carries us to safety.