So, I just went to my first track meet!! But . . . i came dead last . . . But, geussed what?? I got the most applause!!!! Good right? YEah, but it was embaressing. That is what i wan to talk about today, witty remarks you should say when your embarresed! My favs and my friends.
- I want a Puma, Puma's will take your head off.
- I don't talk english, will you speak IMAWESOME?
- You and me? Yeah, of course it won't work. I'm obviously beter than you.
- Whale sharks are the biggest fish in the sea, your probably the bigges person here. Ever hear the phrase, th bigger they are the harder they fall?
- Funny, right?? AHAHAHAAHAH! I love all of these!! So, love you my little dragons!!
-Rain Ing
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