Sirius' Best Man Speech

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Sirius giving a highly inappropriate best man speech on James' wedding.


Deer Ladies and Gentlemen, it behooves me to tell this story today of two of the purest harts I ever knew or will know. Two individuals so fawned of each other, that it completely bucks the notion of superficial love. Doe they will go through many trials and tribulations in the years to come, many stag-nant periods when their love seems fallow - I know as someone who knows them best that they will not allow themselves to fall into a rut.

When its all over and people are sitting around telling tails of these two, they will be telling each other one of the purest love stories anyone has ever herd.

And people thinking Sirius is mentally retarded.

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