How Everyone Died

How the Street Died

It was still nighttime when Josephine was rudely awoken by a fat and very ugly figure. Josephine had told the fat and ugly person to leave but instead of leaving, the person sat down and cried.

Josephine found this extremely rude and would kill the person as soon as she woke up. But then the ugly person started screaming, they obviously didn't care that Josephine needed her beauty sleep.

So Josephine got out of the hole that she slept in and slapped the ugly thing. Josephine could tell that the ugly shadow was a girl from the way she started crying over being slapped. The girl had a strangely hairy face, it was probably a disease, so Josephine decided to run away.

She ran down the hill but could hear the fat, ugly, diseased lady chasing her. The lady must of had fat, ugly, diseased, short legs because she couldn't catch up to Josephine, or maybe slowness was just a side effect of having ugly hair disease.

When Josephine got to the bottom of the hill, she grabbed a stabby stick and tried to poke the ugly ladies eyes out. But she couldn't seethe lady because it was dark, or maybe the lady had already stabbed out her eyes, she'd never know.

Then out of nowhere the fat, ugly, diseased, short lady hugged Josephine. She immediately started crying because she now had the chance of catching ugly hair disease.

"Please don't cry Josephine" said the ugly, fat, diseased, short lady.

Josephine started crying more because the thing knew her name. "I can't see" Josephine sobbed.

Then the ugly lady pulled out a matchbox, or something, and set fire to the ground. Josephine screamed. The thing wanted to kill her with fire. Two could play at that game.

Josephine pushed the ugly lady into the fire. Her dress burst up in flame so she had to take it off. Josephine screamed because the ugly lady was now naked.

Then Josephine remembered a spell that Hobo Bear had taught her. Josephine wasn't very good at spells but she tried anyway. She got down in a pooping position with her hands on her shoulders.

"HOOOOTT. LIEEEK. AAAAA. SUUNNRIIISEEE." Josephine screamed.

The sun immediately started coming up. But then it started raining. Because Josephine couldn't do spells. The fire went out and Josephine could see the fat, ugly, diseased, short lady. Then she realised the fat, ugly, diseased, short lady wasn't a lady.

IT WAS CAREBEAR!1!2!4!2!6!582920464702

Hobo Bear's hot like a sunrise girlfriend bear from the magazine. Why was she even here?

"CareBear? Why are you here?"
"I want to marry you."
Josephine slapped CareBear. "You can't marry me"
"I love you Hobo Bear."
"Hobo Bear?"

Josephine threw up. Then she started crying. How could CareBear think Josephine was as ugly as Hobo Bear? Josephine was very insulted and slapped CareBear again.

"I'm not Hobo Bear, I'm hot, Hobo Bear is ugly."
"Oh." CareBear started crying.
"Hobo Bear was killed by a clown."
CareBear cried some more. "But I saw him being a hobo last night, he said he lived here."

HOBO BEAR WAS ALIVE??1?2?3?!?1?1??4!5

"But Hobo Bear died. I saw him."
"Ew stop being stupid, come with me"

So Josephine got on CareBear's back and she started running to Hobo Bear. As they got closer, Josephine could smell Hobo Bear. He stunk, he always did, even though it was raining.

Then Josephine saw him. He was ugly, but he was still pretty great. Josephine ran to him, in slow motion, to make it more dramatic.

"HOOOOOOOOBBBBBOOOOO BBBEEAAARR." Josephine said in slow motion language.
"No, it's Hobo Becky." said a random bear.
"No, it's Hobo Beary"

Josephine hugged Hobo Bear. Hobo bear woke, strange look on his face, pauses then says; "You're my best friend" and she knew what it was, he was in love with CareBear.

Hobo Bear still looked sad, so Josephine decided to do something fun. She pulled out her emergency explosives and set them off on the random hobo street. Hobo Bear, CareBear and Josephine ran off into the hot sunrise, never to be seen again.

Until the next chapter.