How Everyone Died

How 5SOS Died

CareBear fell over. They had been running away from their explosives for approximately 0.9 seconds and everyone was very VERY tired.
"That was a long run" said Hobo Bear.
"I am going to die of dehydration" said Josephine.
"We have run for almost a second, that's a record" said CareBear.

They looked back, the explosives were still going off on the street. There was a lot of blood from where the other homeless bears had been sitting. One of the homeless bears backpack landed at Josephine's feet.

She opened the backpack, looking for something to steal but all she found was a piece of paper. It was a ticket to a concert. Josephine didn't know what band was playing but she was going to go anyway.

"5 Seconds of Summer" read Hobo Bear, who couldn't read.
"No, it's winter" said Josephine.
"No, it's Becky" said Becky, the dead, exploded, homeless bear.

Becky stopped being dead and stole her ticket back. Then she remembered she was dead and went back to doing that. She fell over and the ticket fell out of her hand and flew onto a dead bear's head.

"Ew" said Hobo Bear.
"Ew" said CareBear.
"Ew" said Josephine.
"Ew" said Becky.
"Ew" said Hobo Bear.
"Ew" said CareBear.
"Ew" said Josephine.
"Ew" said Becky.
"Ew" said Hobo Bear.
"Ew" said CareBear.
"Ew" said Josephine.
"Ew" said Becky.
"Ew" said Hobo Bear.
"Ew" said CareBear.
"Ew" said Josephine.
"Ew" said Becky.
"Ew" said Hobo Bear.
"Ew" said CareBear.
"Ew" said Josephine.

Then Becky decided to be dead again and couldn't finish the song. So Josephine went to the bear and vomited on him for being dead and disgusting. Then she picked up her untouched ticket and ran for another 0.3 seconds before giving up.

"Let's go to 5 Seconds of Summer" said Josephine.
"It started 38 seconds ago though" said CareBear who also couldn't read or tell time.
Josephine didn't care and got into her invisible jeep and drove away.
"She brought a jeep?" asked Hobo Bear.
"She brought a jeep." said CareBear.
Then CareBear and Hobo Bear kissed because she brought a jeep was their always.

Eventually, Josephine got stuck in some traffic, this made her angry. The guy who had taught her how to drive, Augustus Waters, had told her if she ever got stuck in traffic, to run over everyone. So she did.

Josephine's jeep was very strong so she rolled right over all the cars and murdered everyone inside them. She got a lot of blood on her tyres so she had to make a stop at the automatic car wash on her way.

Soon, she arrived at the 5 Seconds of Summer tour. Although gates had closed 5 minutes ago, which she would of made if she hadn't gone through the automatic car wash, but she did because she had blood all over her tyres.

Josephine couldn't just leave this ticket unused, she had to find another way in. She walked around the arena and saw a nice girl with curly hair who she predicted was named Ella. Josephine went to talk to Ella.

"Hello Ella" said Josephine.
"Hello Josephine" said Ella.

Josephine wasn't surprised that Ella knew her name, everyone did, she was a crazy murderer, who was on the news all the time.

"How do I get inside" said Josephine.
"You need to use the door"
"It is shut."
"Oh." said Ella. "We need to sneak in backstage"

So Ella and Josephine walked around until they found a door that said "donut enter" but because it said donut, Josephine assumed it was good because donuts are really good.

Luckily enough, it was the backstage door.
"Hooray" said Josephine.
"Hooray" said Ella.
"Hooray" said Josephine.
"Hooray" said Ella.
"Hooray" said Josephine.
"Hooray" said Ella.
"Hooray" said Josephine.
"Hooray" said Ella.
"Hooray" said Josephine.
"Hooray" said Ella.

Then, Ella saw Calum from 5 Seconds of Summer and started crying. Calum screamed when he saw Josephine. Josephine screamed when Calum screamed. Calum screamed again when Josephine screamed. Josephine screamed again when Calum screamed again.

Ella fainted.

Then Josephine ran at Calum and sliced his head in half with her karate hands. Calum screamed and Micheal came. Josephine cut his head off with her ninja blade feet. Micheal screamed and then Luke came. Josephine ripped his face off using her super sonic teeth. Luke screamed and Ashton came. Josephine decided to be nice to Ashton.

Ashton tried to attack Josephine for killing all his friend but he was so sad that he sadly fell down the stairs and had his nose stabbed off by the pointing edges on the stairs.

The 5sos fam came because they heard screaming and then they all fainted. Shayla, the only one who didn't faint decided to attack Josephine with her laser fangirl eyes. But Shayla accidentally burned a hole in the wall, killing 5 Seconds of Summer's manager.

5 Seconds of Summer's crew came out and chased Josephine out the door and into her invisible jet with a broom. And Josephine was never to be seen again.

Until she got home and fainted because she had done a lot of running today.