How Everyone Died

How McDonalds Died

As Josephine ran deeper into the woods she began asking herself why she ran into the woods. She tried to think of a song to sing about going into the woods but she could only think of ones from a majestic musical. Then she thought of another song.

"LOOOOOKING AT ITTTT NOWWWWWWWW
ITT ALLL SEEEMMMMED SOOO SIMMPLEEEEE
WE WEREEE LYYYYYYINNNGG ON YOUR COUCH
I REMMEMBERRRRRR"

"Stop singing" said a bird.
"You're a bird" said Josephine.
"I know and you're a girl"
"Birds can't talk"
"Girls can't sing"
"Fair enough, goodbye talking bird"

Josephine ignored the bird and continued singing. Because she needed to get out of the woods.

"ARE WE OUTTA THE WOODS YET ARE WE OUTTA THE WOODS YET ARE WE OUTTA THE WOODS YET ARE WE OUTTA THE WOODS ARE WE IN THE CLEAR YET"

Then the talking bird swooped her for singing again and stole one of her hairs.

"You're a thief" said Josephine.
"No I'm a bird" said the bird.

The bird flew away and Josephine cried because she now had one less hair. Then she got up and began singing out of the woods in her head. And eventually she got out of the woods.

Josephine clapped, she escaped the woods, only losing one hair. Then she saw the school. It was a pile of bricks covered in red. Blood.

"R-ed-ed-ed, R-ed-ed-ed, burning red" Josephine sang.
"Stop singing or I'll steal your shirt" the bird said from in the woods.

Josephine thought she should keep her shirt and decided to stop singing. Then she started crying because the bird was so rude. Then she saw something even worse. Back at the school, it wasn't just broken bricks, blood and guts. Josephine saw something. Moving. Someone.

"FREEEE PIZZZZAAAAA" Josephine shouted at the moving thing, hoping it would come over to her, and it did.

As the person got closer, Josephine saw that it was a girl. She thought that the girl probably couldn't sing better than her. She wanted the girl to sing so she can have her shirt stolen and possibly die.

The girl had blood on her shirt. Josephine finally saw the girl's face. She had no eyes, no nose, no mouth or ears and looked strangely like Obama. Josephine knew who it was. Walnut.

Josephine cried. She hated Walnut, who was her best friend earlier that morning. But then she threw up on Josephine and they became enemies.

"Where's the food" complained the girl.
"How are you still alive" said Josephine.
"Because I'm smarter than you"

Josephine knew Walnut had just quoted Divergent. So she kicked Walnut in the gut and ran away. The two main characters were dead. How could she be so rude. Then she remembered she killed the main characters.

Josephine stopped before she ran into the woods again and took a majestic turn towards the road. There was blood on the road. Josephine laughed.

She didn't know where she was running but she heard Walnut still behind her. Walnut had a gun. Josephine didn't know where she got the gun. But she had a gun.

Josephine was hungry. So she had to stop at McDonalds drive-thru. Walnut still behind her, stopped at McDonalds too. They both got ice-creams, but they sat at different tables. Josephine got a smaller ice-cream so she could run away first.

When Josephine finished her ice-cream she looked in the window to see Walnut's reflection. She wasn't looking at Josephine. So Josephine did a majestic leap into the air and managed to do a triple backflip. She landed gracefully on the table that Walnut was sitting at. She grabbed Walnut's gun with her toes and slide it up her leg and eventually took it into her hand.

But she accidentally shot the window. It shattered and all the people around the window died. That was Josephine's time to escape. She ran down the street. Only looking back to check if Walnut was following her. But she was stuck at the door.

She was pushing it but it obviously needed to be pulled. Josephine laughed. Walnut was always stupid.

Josephine ran down the street again. She didn't know how many bullets the gun had but she hoped it had enough to shoot everyone in town. And that's what she did. Every person she saw she shot. The cars required a few bullets to take down.

Soon the town was in flames and chaos. Josephine laughed evilly. Another good job she thought to herself. But then something majestic happened. Someone was throwing nuts at her. Not just any nuts. Walnuts. And they kinda hurt.

THE END. just kidding. I'll update later SWIFTNIC DAY