April 26 -Such a clutz

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I'm magnetic to drinks that stain

And drawn to drop them,

On your new, clean jeans

I'm prone to trip over air

Just to feed your outfit, my diner

Don't put me near stairs

Or escalators.

Or even elevators

No glass, no metals. 

I should be banned from everything with corners

You should carry around first aid

Or a full-body foam suit

a bullet-proof vest would be logical too

In short, I just want to say

I apologize to those, who have been my victims,

Also those, who have yet to encounter me

Be warned: I am such a clutz.

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