Ashton: "@Ashton5SOS: Today, I became a farmer."
"@Y/T/N: @Ashton5SOS: To bad you got sunburn..."
"@Ashton5SOS: @Y/T/N Ok. So maybe I became Larry the Lobster, but at least Spongebob will love me."
"@Y/T/N: @Ashton5SOS Livin' like larry."
Later on in the day, he may or may not have changed that to his bio for the following week.
Michael: "@Y/T/N: Someone wake up my boyfriend please :("
"@Michael5SOS: @Y/T/N Why don't you come back to bed. I'm frozen without you."
"@Y/T/N: @Michael5SOS Let it go."
"Michael5SOS: @Y/T/N Don't Frozen pun me right after I frozen-punned you. It's not right."
Luke: "@Y/T/N: Your feet stink. Please remove them from my lap."
"@Luke5SOS: @Y/T/N Nope :-P"
"@Y/T/N: @Luke5SOS If you don't in 2 seconds then I won't let you take my pants off later."
The reply sent twitter into whirlpool, but Luke didn't waste any time with sliding his feet from your lap.
Calum: "@Calum5SOS: Nickleback."
"@Y/T/N: "@Calum5SOS: Nickleback." Sucks."
"@Calum5SOS: @Y/T/N DON'T JUDGE ME WOMAN."
"@Y/T/N: @Calum5SOS If you listen to Nickleback in the shower one more time, I will be judging you for the rest of your life. #noonelikesthemanymore"
Seconds later, you heard Nickleback being blasted from the bedroom.
