Green: Red is an apple
Red: im your boyfriend
Green: you're a tomato then
Red: *flips table* WHY WOULD YOU BRING UP THAT SUBJECT EVERYONE HERE HATES FUCKING TOMATOES
except wally
he's a douche
Green: I'll make you bleed tomato juice
Red: but u luv me
Green: tru
((nobody likes wally in this bc he likes tomatoes))

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