Emerald: *jumps around like a cactus* :3 IMMA PRICKLY PEAAAR!
Green: HOW DO YOU JUMP?!
Emerald: MAGIC!
Norman: Cactus' are not suppose to-
Emerald: *tackles Norman and beats him to death* I DO WAHT I WANT
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Pokemon on Crack!
Randomwelcome to hell we have sins and sinny jokes (cover is not mine)
