Yellow: C: MEOW!
Misty: HAI CAT!
Me: Scratch that, I meant Neko (Japanese for cat :>).
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Ash: That was a sucky joke.
Me: I know. It wasn't even intended.
Yellow: :< Meow!
Red: *pats head* Good neko! :D *gets a leash and ties it around Yellows neck* Now follow or I strangle! :3
Yellow: ;U; Meow.... *follows Red around to avoid being strangled*
Max: Who else realizes that 'neko' can just start scratching you?
Everyone but a Yellow: *turns to Yellow; stares blankly expecting something to happen*
Red: OVO *thinking* 'PLS no PLS no PLS no pls no pls no pls no plsssssss....'
Yellow: :3 Meow! *hugs Red*
Me: SPECIALSHIPPINGGGGG!!! *takes a picture*
Red: :D! *hugs back*
Yellow: D:< *hisses and scratches Red* ONLY I GET TO HUG YOU. YOU DO NOT GET TO HUG ME.
Red: :< *bleeding* Hokeyp....
Me: OMG RED IS A JEROMEASF/BAJANCANADIAN/ANY OTHER MINECRAFT YOUTUBER THAT SAYS OKAY IN THAT WAYY!!!! *dies*
Red: :0 Author dies I die. *shoots self with a gun and dies*
Drew: .... CRAP NO ONE CAN REVIVE US.
Emerald: WERE ALL GONNA DIEEE!
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Me: *revives* :D
Everyone: AND WE LIVE TO SEE RED AGAIN!.... *sees a giant boulder rolling towards them*
Emerald: ...I CALLED IT!
Paul: YOU JINXED IT!
Jynx: ?
Everyone: *gets squashed by the giant boulder and dies*
Jynx: :3
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Pokemon on Crack!
Randomwelcome to hell we have sins and sinny jokes (cover is not mine)
