Sapph: wyd ruby
Ruby: hugging a tree *arms spread out an inch away from tree*
Sapph: that's not how you hug a tree that's
air hugging
a tree
Ruby: ffs sapph no
Sapph: what'd I do
Ruby: I'm leaving
Sapph: BUT WE BREATHE IN TREE
YOU WILL DIE WITHOUT TREE
Ruby: *walks a mile away from tree*
*dies*
Sapph:
Sapph:
Sapph: that asshat didn't listen to me

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