Red: Are you a sorcerer?
Ash: Im a saucerer! I create pasta sauce!
Red: Oh dude-
Ash: You want Alfredo *holds up Alfredo sauce* you want... Umm.. :| Uh.. Ketchup? *holds up Ketchup*
Alfredo: NURRR!!
Ketchup: NO NOT THE KETCHUP NOPE NOT THE KETCHUP PLEASE.
Red: What-
Ash: Mustard?
Mustard: NOOOOO EAT THE KETCHUP!
Ketchup: SCREW YOU EAT THE ALFREDO OR THE MUSTARD!
Alfredo: NOOOOOOOO DX
Red: What kind of sorcerer creates sauce? I mean, why would you do that?
Ash: Create sauc-erers? Sauce cause saucerers we make sauce *sniffs* :3
Red: Okay. -_- I don't care.
Ash: :<
All three sauces: *sighs in relief*
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