N: BOW TO MEEEEE
Ash: NO.
N: DO IT
Ash: NO!
N: DO IT OR DIEEE
Ash: YOULL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVEEEEEEE *jumps off a building and dies*
Silver: EVERYTHING WILL DIEEEEEEE *explodes*
N: AHHHH ITS SO HORRIBLEEEEEE (not) AGHHHHHHHH *dies*
Misty: WAIT WAIT I HAVE AN IDEA! *types on a computer* /mort all.....
Everyone but Pika: *dies*
Me: AHA YOU CANNOT KILL ME WITH A SIMPLE COMMAND! BOW TO ME!
Arceus: *tackles Pika*
Me: *faints* X_X
Arceus: *evil slow mo weird laugh* MUWAAHAAHAAHAHAHAHA- *gets tackled by a Caterpie and faints*
Caterpie: FEAR MEEEEEE!!!!
*explosions and rocks appear behind Caterpie epicly*
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