Pokemon on Crack!

weird pokedex

Ash: Brock?

Brock: Yeah?

Ash: What's a snake?

Brock: How would I know?

Ash: Weeeell my Pokedex says Onix is the Rock Snake Pokemon.. And you have an Onix so I thought you'd know.

Brock: Well I don't..

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Ash: Whitneeeeyyyyy!

Whitney: what *eating food*

Ash: What's a cow?

Whitney: *swallows food* why would I know?

Ash: My Pokedex says Miltank is the Milk Cow Pokemon. So I thought you'd know since Miltank is your ace.

Whitney: Well I don't know what it is. Is it like a new Pokemon?

Ash: *shrugs* Maybe.

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Ash: hey sceptile

Sceptile: Wat?

Ash: What's a gecko?

Sceptile: Why would I know what it would be?

Ash: Well my Pokedex says that Treecko/Grovyle is the Wood Gecko Pokemon.. And you used to be a Grovyle and a Treecko.

Sceptile: .... I didn't even know I was a Wood Gecko... whatever that is... pokemon.

Ash: *facepalm*

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Ash: hey adminn

Admin: What? I've got a buttload of homework to do, so make it quick.

Ash: What's a cat?

Admin: .. I don't want to answer that because it would make the Pokemon world confusing for you

Ash: BUT I CAME ALL THE WAY HERE TO ASK YOU THIS ONE QUESTION

Admin: it's either nyancat pit or you leave :I

Ash: finee *walks away*