Red: *jumps in from the window in a cape* I AM RED AND IM HERE TO SAVE YOU WITH POTATOES
Yellow: NOOO WHEN THE NYANCATS INVADE THEY WILL EAT THE POTATOES AND EXPLODE IN ZERO GRAVITY WITH YOUR FACE
N: LIBERATION WILL EAT THE NYANCATS WITH EXPLODING POTAY TAYS AND A TREE WILL ATTACK FROK THE HEAVENS THROWING LIGHT BULBS AT YOU
Red: NONONO THE POTATOES WILL RULE ALL BY HITTING YOU WITH A SOCK AND CRUSHING YOU WITH A BED THAT IS MADE UP OF APPLES
May: im so cONFUSEDDD-- *explodes*

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