Misty: HULLO DERE!
Me: .-.? You okay there Misty?
Misty: YEP! JUST HAPPY TODAYYYYYY
Me: Okaaaay then.
Misty: *does the Harlem shake*
Everyone but Misty: .-.
........
Me: EVERYBODY DO DA FLOP!
Everyone: *flops*
Misty: I AM FLAPPY BIRDDDYYYYYYYYYYY
Ash: WAZZZA BIRD
Dia: IS IT FOOOOOD?!?
Me: NO YOU IDIOTS. ITS A THING.
Ash: OKAY WHATEVER THAT MEANS.
Misty: HUZZAAAAAAA!!! *jumps off a cliff*
Me: YOUR MAKIN ME WASTE MA AUTHOR POWAZ
Misty: WHEEEEEEEE *lands on a bush and flies everywhere* I AM A FLAPPY PIDGEY!
Brock: *facepalm*
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