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Palkia: HEY YOU! YES YOU! LOOK AT THIS AWESOME NEW SPACE DISTORTION MACHINE! YOU CAN DESTROY SPACE, AND MAKE ME COME TO YOUR WORLD TO DESTROY IT!

Ash: AWESOME! I WANT THAT FOR CHRISTMAS!

Palkia: ITS ONLY $99999999999999999!

Ash: WOW! SO CHEAP!

Palkia: BUY IT NOW! AT SPACE DISTORTION COMPANY.COM!

Brought to you by PalkiaDistortionals

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Mew: HAI!

Mewtwo: Hi..

Mew: EVER WANTED TO CONTROL YOUR FRIENDS AND DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED THEM TO DO?

Misty: HECK YEA! *thinking of what she could do with Ash*

Mew: WELL YOUVE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! AT MewMew2.com, YOU CAN GET JUST THAT!

ITS ONLY $9999999999999999!

Misty: AWESOME!

Mewtwo: *sighs*

Mew: GET IT NOW, AT A DISCOUNT OF 1%! THIS DISCOUNT ONLY LASTS A MINUTE!! SO YOU HAVE PLENTY OF TIME!

Brought to you by MewAtMew2

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Palkia: HEY! YOU COPIED US!

Mewtwo: *slowly moves away*

Mew: OH YEA? YOU COPIED US!

Palkia: YOU CAN USE COPYCAT!

Mew: SO WHAT IF I CAN!

Palkia: FINE! LETS SETTLE THIS! *battle stance*

Mew: READY WHEN YOU ARE! *in battle stance*

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Palkia and Mew: *playing a chess game*

Mew: I WILL WIN!

Palkia: OH YEA?

Mew: YOUR TOO BIG FOR THE TABLE!

Palkia: SO WHAT IF I AM?!?

Mewtwo: *facepalm*