Sapphire: ITS CHRISTMAS YALL!
Ruby: Staph using a weird accent.
Sapphire: You just insulted millions of people out there.
Ruby: Oops. ;-; FORGIVE MEH!
Me: YAY HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVE I MIGHT JUST BE GETTING SSB4 3DS :DD
Link: HAI-
Me: *punches Link* THIS IS POKEMON. NOW SHADAP.
Link: ;-; *leaves*
Lyra: HALLOW PEOPLE, I LIKE MARRILS.
Brock: I WANT NURSE JOYS FOR CHRISTMAS!
Red: *snaps fingers and girls surround*
Brock: OTL (head is O, T is body, and the L are legs) Why meee ;-;
Me: I wish you all a Merry Christmas! :D
Mine turtle: Hello!
May: *steps on mine turtle and looks down* O-O
Everyone: CRAAAAAAAA- *gets blown up by mine turtle*
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