A Day at the Mall

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~Timeskip a few weeks~

My eyes fluttered open to see that I was lying on the floor. I must've rolled off of the bed while I was sleeping next to Dan. I brush it off, since that's pretty normal for me, and check my phone. I unlocked my phone and remembered that today I was gonna hang out with Mark and Dan. A large, dorky smile tugged at my lips as I thought about what we were gonna do today. 

Before I became friends with them(which is still a weird thought), Markiplier and the Game Grumps were my favorites on YouTube. I'd watch them if I was bored, sad, or just looking to laugh. I will have to say, I have always found them attractive. Both their voices were enchanting. But now I'm actually friends with them. Like, I hang out with them now. Weird how I went from fan who will occasionally contribute to their creative communities, to friend/girlfriend they'll hang out with and talk about video games with. 

I scrolled through my social medias to see what was new, and then I got a text. From Markimoo. I tapped it to see what he wanted to say. 

(M=Mark and Y=You cause if it was M=Me then it would be confusing) 

M: Hey (Y/N)!

Y: Oh hi Mark. Whaddup bruh?

M: Nothin much. Can't wait to hang out with you and Mr. Sexbang. 

Y: Can't wait to see you too, man! So what you thinkin 'bout doin today?

M: How about we hit up the mall? 

Y: Awesome! Sounds like a blast!

M: Great! See you then, Mrs. Sexbang. ;)

Y: Maybe not now, but soon... 

M: 'O' I ship it so hard!

Y: ;P

I locked my phone and turned to Danny who was rolled over, probably sleeping. I try to shake him awake as gently as I could. "Hey. Danny. Hey, Danny. Danny. Daniel. Mr. Avidan. Mr. Sexbang. Yo. Bro. Leigh Daniel Avidan." I hate waking people up. Especially if they're in this deep of sleep. Then, I had an idea. I leaned in close to his ear and whispered, "Wolf job." He stirred and mumbled, "No wolf job." His eyes opened as he saw me smiling over him. He then smiled in return. "What's up, sunshine." Since I'm in such a good mood, I decide to poke a little fun at that nickname. "Sunshine?" I then turn my attention to the window that had the sun peeking in from the crack in the curtains. I open them up, faking anger, as I yelled at the sun. "Back off, bitch! He's mine glib globbit!" Dan bursts out laughing at my silliness.

After a getting dressed session, we  walk down the stairs together to get a small breakfast in before we head to the mall with Mark. I make us some eggs and Dan brews some coffee. I decline the coffee and make myself a glass of water. I know, I know, I'm weird. I just don't like it, alright? Barry must've gone to the Grump office to edit the latest episode of who knows what.

About ten minutes go by when we hear a knock at the door. I jump up to see who it may be. Looking through the peephole, I see Mark! I open the door smiling. "Hey!" I greet him. "Hey! You guys ready?" "Yeah man. Just give me a second to clean the table up and we can go." Dan calls from the kitchen. Being me, I don't allow him to do it alone, so I go on in to help with the clean up. At first, Dan tries to persuade me not to help, but he knows how stubborn I am, so he just gives up and lets me. "Who's car we taking?" Mark asks. We all agree to take his since I don't know the one we're going to or where it is, and Dan is just lazy. Plus Mark insisted. 

~This time skip brought to you by writer's block~

We exited the car and walked through the parking lot that lead to the mall entrance. As we walked, Dan and I held hands while Mark somewhat fangirled over how cute of a couple we were. Then he leaned over to me with the biggest grin I've ever seen on him. "So would you say Dan is the ultimate package?" I looked over at Dan's face and smiled at how cute he was. "Yeah. I'd have to say he is." Then I heard Mark giggling hysterically. I think I know where this is going. "I ship it!" Mark starts laughing at his pun as I facepalm. That's when Dan started to pay attention to the conversation. "Wha? What's so funny?"

Our journey, so far, has been great. We went to a couple clothing stores, went to Game Stop, and I showed them this Japanese store I know called Too Cool. Mark bought a couple boxes of chocolate Pocky and I bought these koala cookies that have chocolate in the middle. They're fucking AMAZING. Then we took a trip to the Disney store where I immediately went to the Tsum Tsum section. I love those little things! It wasn't until Dan got my attention with three in his hand. I couldn't tell who they were, until he revealed them. My eyes widened, and my mouth dropped in awe. It was a Sulley, Mike Wazowski, and a Boo. The three I've been looking for ever since I found out about Tsum Tsums. He happily bought them for me as I bounced up and down like the innocent child I once was. 

Afterwards, we sat down at the food court to rest. I kept staring in disbelief at the three Tsums I now owned. Mark and Dan were talking about something, but I wasn't listening. Then, I heard a group of girls yelling and laughing way too loud. I turn my attention to a group of four girls laughing with each other. It wouldn't be so bad if they weren't swearing like truck drivers while there were multiple small children nearby. That angered me. I hate it when people do that. And from the looks of how much black they were wearing and how colorful and fluffy their hair was, they were a bunch of scene chicks. Or chicks trying to be scene. I tried to ignore it, but when I turned around to Mark and Dan, it seemed to be bugging them too. "Hey, I'm gonna go and see if I can try to get them to calm down." Dan nodded and I got out of my chair. 

"Excuse me," I speak as politely as possible to not cause a scene. Heh, get it? Cause they're-- nevermind. I tap the one's shoulder, and she stops. She doesn't turn around, she just stops while her friends stare at me. "Could you please keep it down? There are kids around." She scoffs as she gets up and turns around to face me. "Listen, I don't give a shit about the kids okay? So why don't you go off to your little friends and sip your fucking Starbucks." I am about to punch her in the face when she stares at me. Not like she was before, but like an unbelieving stare. "(Y/N)?" she questions. "Y-Yeah?" I'm a little freaked out at this point. "Oh my fucking god! I missed you! It's me, Caroline!" 

No. Not you... 

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