Creepypasta vs. My Little Pony!

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Creepypasta's Representer: Slenderman

VS

My Little Pony's Representer: Pinkie Pie

BEGIN!

Creepypasta:
Okay so first off, how are you ponies so popular?
You're made for little kids but grown men enjoy your colors!
You fly, run, or shoot some spells, hah!
Is that the only thing you can do?
We're scary and hairy and completely fucked up
Now if you'd please excuse me, shut the fuck up!

My Little Pony:
You're the one who needs to shut the heck up!
We're sweet and adorable, and yeah, you're screwed up
In the head, none of you are sane.
You all need some colorful things in your brain.
Cas you're dark, depressing, and lead kids to kill.
Yeah I know the Slender Stabbing, it was a big deal.

Creepypasta:
So what? I didn't make them go crazy!
I would of, but honestly I was too lazy!
You see I was busy running a whole mansion
With little kids and killers who care none about fashion

My Little Pony:
Fashion? I'll leave that to Rarity
I'd tell you to open your eyes so you could finally see
That hey, you steal little kids just to rape
Now open your mouth wide, and HAVE A CUPCAKE!

Me:
WAIT, before this gets out of hand,
Let me just say that you have some common land!
Creepypasta has Cweepypasta and little Sally!
They're cute and colors galore, just like My Little Pony!
And ponies, you have Cupcakes and Rainbow Factory!
Honestly it makes you guys pretty scary!
And then the fans, they love you both very much.
With crossovers, fanfics, fanart and such
(At this point, I didn't know where to go
So I decided just to end the video)

(((((WILL BE TURNING THIS INTO A VIDEO / RAP BATTLE / ANIMATION! NO TOUCHY!)))))

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