Mini Ladd

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3rd Person POV
Craig and his friends were all waiting outside their Irish friends house, David. "Really? He calls us here and he doesn't even show-" Brian was cut off when David opened the door, like he ran to it. David looked as pale as paper but real happy. "Well?" Evan asked as he tapped his foot. "She's done." He replied and let his friends into his house. The Irish man ran back to his basement as the others made themselves comfortable. "You think she'll remember us?" Craig asked. "Yeah, David's done this 3 times so it should be fine." Jonathan answered as he snuggled up to Evan. (H2OVanoss :3).

What happened to their friend you're wondering? Well, back in E3 they met a worker that was helping them set up. She became one of their trusted friends and started growing feelings for Craig, which she admitted. He denied liking her because she was on a scale of 1 to 10, a negative 3. (It's just a flashback! Don't worry!) It broke her heart and she ran home, getting hit and stomach smashed by the car, that Craig's mom happened to be driving. The girls name? Crystal Eliza Sanderson. Though it may not be that now.

David wheeled out a figure covered in a blanket. "You ready?" He asked with excitement. David was a mechanic/surgeon/doctor. He new how to do this sorta illegal stuff. They nodded and Craig covered his eyes, hoping she wasn't a -25 now. David pulled off the blanket and it revealed a beautiful woman, well, half human half cyborg. Instead of dyed green hair with purple, it was a fantastic (H/C). Her (S/C) was a bit tan but still the same. She was way skinnier, not that it mattered. "Her new name is Y2Z4-T7N7 but in English it's (Y/N) (M/N) (L/N)." David announced as Craig still covered his eyes. He thought the name was amazing but he didn't dare look. "(Y/N), you may open your eyes now." David commanded and she opened, scanning the faces in front of her. Seeing no verbal threat, she stood and smiled, waving. "Say hello." David commanded. "Hi, my name is Y2Z4-T7N7, but you may call me (Y/N)." She said, voice sounding as normal as ever. Craig opened his eyes and his jaw dropped, the woman looked like a model. She was absolutely beautiful, better then Crystal. (Y/N) looked over and her smile faded as she remembered who he was.

Why would I like you? Go find someone else! You ugly whore!

Her eyes glowed as she gave him a glare which he didn't notice because he was thinking about their future together. "She may not be stable, but go ahead and introduce yourself to her." David said, moving her head back to the other boys. "I'm Evan and this is Jonathan, my boyfriend." Evan said proudly as Jon blushed. She smiled and grabbed both of their hands, intertwining them. She then turned to man with glasses. "I'm Tyler. I'm a H-U-M-A-N." He said and poked his chest. "Checking Safari.. They're are no movies with that name in your area." She smirked and everyone laughed. They all loved her, even as the old Crystal, all except Craig, who was still in la la land. She turned to a dark name wearing a black hoodie and grey shorts. "I'm Marcel and are your tits real?" He asked. She looked down at her chest and it got smaller. "What tits?" She asked and Marcel's eyes widened. "Can you make them grow?" "Ok! Moving on!" David screamed and moved her to Lui as her breasts grew back to average size. "Hi I'm Lui! And I'm a monkey! I play with fire, I like fire, do you like fire?" He asked in his famous kid voice. She pulled out her hand and held up her finger which lit a tiny flame. "Wow!" Lui said in his normal voice as he blew it out. (Y/N) then turned to Brian, who was on his phone. She looked at his phone and it started to play Justin Bieber. "Oh God!" He rolled and dropped his phone smashing it. He looked at her and she was smiling. "You think you're so funny? What jokes can you tell?" "Well, a lot of countries dump trash where ever they like and apparently Ireland gave us you and Canada gave us Justin." She smirked and a bunch of O's and Burns came from the guys. Even the man who was just owned by a girl was impressed. "Brian." He giggled and she nodded, walking away. "(Y/N)? What about Craig?" David called after but she just walked to David's room. Craig was out of dream land and he did not see his woman. "Where'd she go?" He asked as he stood. The guys gave him a confused look then an angry glare. "What?" He asked confused. "You want her cause of how she looks, huh?" Evan growled. "Well, yeah! Isn't that why you wanted Jon?" Craig asked and Evans eyes widened. "Are you fucking crazy!? No! I love Jon cause of who he is and his personality. Looks are the last thing on my list!" Evan yelled as Jon held his arm. Craig was confused as David put a hand on his shoulder. "Do you even know what the definition of love is?" He asks calmly. Craig shakes his head. "Define love.." David whispered to himself but the Robot girl stepped out. "Love: a strong feeling a person or animal feels for another. Tis a feeling no one can control and it has nothing to do with looks. It has to do with the persons personality, Style, laugh, or just them for them. And that." She said as she handed Craig and everyone a swimsuit. "Is the reason I'll never love you." She said coldly as she walked to the pool out back. "Why won't she love me?" Craig asked sadly. Jon walked up to him as everyone went out back. "Because you didn't love her, for her then."
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Part 2 or Leave it? Limited time. I have important work to do.  I love you all and thanks for the support! I will next have Chase write a chapter cause I have to take a friend to work, and have a meeting at dinner with my boss. Bye!!!
:3 😘❤️💙

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