A / N Taehyung Jimin
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Jimin!
I don't want to be annoying but-!
Jimin answer me!
I'm scared!
Come over please!!!!
Just shut up and open the door. I forgot the spare key.
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Tae! I need help! Someone is trying to break in!
Oh..is that so?
Why are you so calm?
Is this person me by any chance?
No. It's someone-nope it's you. What the fuck are you doing?!
I got bored.
So breaking in into your OWN house seems...fun?
Yes. I'm glad to know that you will contact me when you are about to die.
You wouldn't even save me.
You don't know that!
What are you even still doing outside! Get your ass in here!
Make me!
Fine. I'll simply lock you out.
Did you just throw your phone at the window?
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Guess where I am and I'll give you chocolate.
Up my ass.
Not yet Jimin! Now guess where I am.
I don't know. Hoseok's house?
No.
Seokjin Hyung?
No.
Bathroom?
No. Not even close.
Well shit. I don't know dip shit.
I'm......behind you.
No, Taehyung you're not.
Fuck! Wrong dude! But he does have a better ass than yours.
WHAT! FUCK YOU TAEHYUNG!
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Maths is fucken funny.
Fucken stupid*
Yes Jimin it is funnyman.
Funny*
What the future?
Fuck*
You're phone is strictly.
Stupid*
Says you, you cunt even write a sentence.
CAN'T!!!*
That was a little nude.
Rude!*
I'm throwing this phone away.
Your choice.
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A/ N
This was bullsit.
BULLSHIT!
OKAY ILL STAWP.
