Tony loved to play matchmaker.
He had introduced Clint and Bobby, and had "accidentally" shoved Steve into Sharon, so when he realized that Natasha didn't have someone...
Natasha was not impressed.
"So Nat, I met these guys last night at a bar, said they'd be interested to meet you. You in?" She sighed and put down the magazine she was reading.
"How many times do I have to say it Tony. I am NOT interested in your matchmaking. Now please leave me alone, go bug Bruce or something."
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The next morning, the Avengers woke earlier than normal, as Bruce had announced that he was making pancakes for anyone who was up before 9:30am.
Soon enough, everyone was gathered in the kitchen, talking and munching on pancakes.
Suddenly, a girl walked through the door, dressed in only a dressing gown and slippers. She nodded at everyone before beginning to brew herself a cup of coffee.
"Hello, you're new." Remarked Tony, sliding up next to her. "I'm Tony Stark." She just rolled her eyes.
"I know who you are. I'm Riley."
"Nice to meet you Riley, what brings you to this tower?" She was about to answer when Steve walked in. He noticed Riley and waved slightly.
"Hey Riley." He mumbled before grabbing a plate of Bruce's pancakes and tucking in.
"Wait, you know her?"
"Riley's here almost everyday." Steve explained.
"But I'm normally gone by the time you guys are up. You'd think a group of people meant to save the world would be up before noon." Riley smirked as Tony mumbled in annoyance.
Then, Natasha entered, walking over to Riley and placing a light kiss on her cheek.
There was silence for a moment before Tony clicked.
"OH! It makes so much more sense, I should have seen it sooner! Idiot, idiot." He began chiding himself as Natasha shook her head in disbelief.
"Anyway Little Red, I know some nice girls, want me to get their numbers for you?" Riley frowned and walked up to Tony, grabbing his collar.
"Now you listen and you listen hard Tin man. That's my girlfriend you're talking too, so you better stop trying to play matchmaker with her or I'll punch you so hard that your face will deform." Never in his life had Tony Stark been so scared of a single person, and a woman at that!
"I like her already!" Chuckled Clint.
Tony just huffed and sat back down, turning to Bruce.
"Bruce, my man! I haven't seen you with any ladies lately."
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Sorry this is so short, but I needed to get it out of my system.
~lordoftheavengers
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