Fallen // L.H.

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By the time she got woken up, she was still in her room, and she could feel someone beside her.

"Luke?"

"Yeah?"

"Am I still in that realm you were talking about?"

"Yeah."

"Okay."

"Princess?"

"Actually, I have a question. Where is this realm?"

"In between Earth's realm and Hell."

"Purgatory?"

"No, princess! It's like a mirrored universe of the one you live in, except no one lives here but us."

"But why take me here?"

"Because I don't want you to come with me in Hell."

"Why not?"

"Those who can go there are the sinful ones, those who deserved to have their souls tormented for the rest of eternity."

"And I'm not sinful?"

"No, you're a pretty good girl yourself."

"Okay?"

"Okay! So, what do you want to eat?"

"Literally, anything. I'm starved."

"Okay, so you wait here while I go make you some food."

"But we don't have a kitchen?"

"Who said we don't?"

He stood up and went out the door, in what she presumed to be the front door, but when she looked, she was greeted with her kitchen. Weird, she thought.

"How are you doing this?"

"Magic." He deadpanned.

"Yeah, right."

"If God made the universe in 7 days, I can poof your kitchen to appear in a split second."

"Right, 'cause you're Lucifer."

She sat on the island counter as she examined him cooking. For a devil, he knew how to cook.

"So how come you know how to cook?"

"I watch Martha Stewart all the time!" He exclaimed.

"You what?"

"What? You don't think we have cable in Hell?" His blue eyes glimmered.

"Last night you told me you don't have Forever 21 in Hell, you don't know what a shirt is, or shoes and you're telling me you know Martha Stewart? Lucifer, what the fuck?"

"I can do human things in Hell too, you know. You should be proud, for the 19 lifetimes that I've watched you; I've learned to pick up a few mundane activities."

"Like what?"

"Like cooking, or watching TV, or reading a book, things like that."

"Oh, my God. The devil watches Martha Stewart!"

"Stop laughing at me." He blushed. He didn't know how he did it, but he didn't like it.

"You gotta admit, that's pretty funny. Wait, are you blushing? I made you blush? Is this serious?"

"Stop it, please, princess."

"You know, for a devil. You're kinda a wimp."

"And what's that suppose to mean?"

"You're weak but in a cute way."

"Me? Weak? Do you even realize what I'm capable of?"

"Not physically! I meant you demeanor, and all that emotional stuff."

"Well, I'm only like this because of you."

"Did it hurt?"

"What hurt?"

"When you fell from Heaven?"

Phoebe wanted to laugh, she really did. But something about Luke's eyes turning black made her keep her laughter to herself.

"Hey, I was only joking. Please don't throw me to Hell." She paused. "Luke?" She called. "Luke?" She called another time. But he was still as stiff as a rock.

"Can you not joke about that kind of stuff?" His blue eyes returned.

"I was only joking! That was supposed to be a pick up line! Please don't get mad at me."

"I'm not. And what's a pick up line?"

"It's like flirting, but in a pun kind of way."

"Oh?"

"Yeah, I thought that it was perfect timing, you know? Since you did fall from Heaven and all."

"Oh?"

"You're not mad?"

"No. I can never be mad at you, princess... Eggs?"

She gave him a goofy grin and chowed down to it. She always thought that the devil's food was bad and disgusting, but this scrambled egg was far from it.

filler chap bc why not :3