Coffee Stains - A novel based on The Fooo Conspiracy

1. dear diary

Dear diary,

I never actually wrote a journal before since I've never had much time to write about my life and also I thought "who wants to know about my boring life anyways?" but here I am starting my journal. I don't think I will be doing the usual "dear diary" stuff I think it will be more like a story, like a novel you buy in the store. Anyways... The reason I started writing this is because I was thinking. I could die any second of any day we all could. So why not write about my boring life so people can read about it and discuss the weirdness of a teenage girl in highschool. Or maybe also stupidity. I mean you know how it goes... Girls in my age think they are the centre of the world and they don't really care about anything but their makeup and hair. Everything that i s about other people but themselves is not important and when they don't get what they want they get mad. Well I'm not like that. Not really. All I care about is music and finding my true love. I don't care about what other people think of me so I'm just doing my thing. I have never had a boyfriend before and I'm getting sick of everyone telling me about where they've had sex in the past week. It's pretty unusual for a sixteen year old girl to still be a virgin... But it will happen one day, or so tell me my friends. It better happen soon or I will think something yl is wrong with me. I mean of course there is something wrong with me why else would everyone I know be annoyed by me after some time? There are only a few people that love me the way I am and I love them the same way. (I'm not talking about my parents here).

Maybe you've got a false first impression of this book. It's not actually a diary. This book is telling my story. So enjoy!