Buffy The Vampire Slayer and Angel For Dummies (ON HOLD)

Buffy's Quotes (Seasons 1-4)

"Giles, care? I'm putting my life on the line, battling the undead. Look, I broke a nail, ok? I'm wearing a press-on. The least you could do is exhibit some casual interest; you can go hmm."

"I'm sixteen years old. I don't wanna die."

"It's my first day! I was afraid that I was gonna be behind in all my classes, that I wouldn't make any friends, that I would have last month's hair. I didn't think there'd be vampires on campus"

"My diary? You read my diary? That is not okay! A diary is like a person's most private place! You don't even know what I was writing about!'Hunk'can mean a lot of things, bad things. And, and when it says that your eyes are'penetrating', I meant to write'bulging'. And'A'doesn't even stand for'Angel'for that matter, it stands for...'Achmed', a charming foreign exchange student, so that whole fantasy part has nothing to even do with you at all..."

"Oh come on! Stake through the heart. A little sunlight. It's like falling off a log"

"This is not gonna' be pretty. We're talkin' violence, strong language, adult content."

"Yeah, just see him in a relationship. 'Hi, honey. You're in grave danger. I'll see you next month!"

"Can a vampire ever be a good person? Couldn't it happen?"

"Well, when you've been around since Columbus, you're bound to pile up a few ex's. You're older than him, right? Just between us girls, you are looking a little worn around the eyes"

"I'm not just some crazy person. I'm the Slayer"

"I may be dead, but I'm still pretty. Which is more than I can say for you."

"You have fruit punch mouth"

"Sure. We saved the world, I say we party. I mean, I got all pretty."

"I know this one. Slaying entails certain sacrifices, blah, blah, biddie blah, I'm so stuffy give me a scone."

"Mom, I'm a Vampire Slayer."

"Good.'Cause I've had it. Spike is going down. You can attack me, you can send assassins after me, that's fine. But nobody messes with my boyfriend!"

"What kind of girl travels with a mummified corpse? And doesn't even pack a lipstick?"

"You named your stake? Remind me to get you a stuffed animal."

"I-I was... just thinking, wouldn't it be funny some time to see each other when it wasn't a blood thing"

"Cordelia, your mouth is open, sound is coming from it. This is never good."

"Come on, you've been dating for what, like 200 years? You don't know what a girl means when she says maybe she'll show"

"It was terrible. I moped over you for months, sitting in my room, listening to that Divinyls song "I Touch Myself"...of course, I had no idea what it was about."

"No, Angel, it's not you. You're the one freaky thing in my freaky world that still makes sense to me."

"My Dorothy Hamill phase. My room in LA was pretty much a shrine. Dorothy dolls, Dorothy posters. I even got the Dorothy haircut, thereby securing a place for myself in the Geek Hall of Fame."

"Okay, a scenario: you back off, I'll back off, but you promise not to go all wiggy until we can go to my Watcher and figure this out."

"I don't know. I kinda' see Oz as the loyal type"

"Sorry, Angel. Changed the locks"

"The Council is not welcome here. I have no time for orders. If I need someone to scream like a woman I'll give you a call"

"I hate it when they drown me."

"I haven't processed everything yet. My brain isn't really functioning on the higher levels. It's pretty much fire bad; tree pretty"

"Nooo... I think you're up in the clocktower with a high-powered rifle because you wanna blend in."

"I don't want any trouble. I just want to be alone and quiet in a room with a chair and a fireplace and a tea cozy. I don't even know what a tea cozy is, but I want one."

"Giles, there are two things that I don't believe in: coincidence and leprechauns."

"So I told him that I loved him... and I kissed him... and I killed him"

"I'm getting better, honest. In fact, from here on, you're going to see a drastic distraction reduction. Drastic distraction reduction... try saying that ten times fast"

"I'm not talking about the Slayer. I'm talking about Buffy. You've awakened the prom-queen within. And that crown is going to be mine"

"What about me? I love you so much. And I tried to make you go away. I killed you and it didn't help. And I hate it!"

"I know you guys think it's just a big, dumb, girlie thing, but it's not. I mean, a lot of those skaters are Olympic medal winners. And every year, my Dad buys me cotton candy and one of those souvenir programs that has all the pictures-- and okay, it's a big, dumb, girlie thing, but I love it"

"Just look at you, Faith. Less than 24 hours ago you killed a man. And now it's all zip-a-dee-doo-dah?"

"You know what? I like the look. It's um, it's extreme, but it looks good, you know, it's a leather thing. And, uh, I said extreme already, didn't I?"

"Aren't you going to introduce me to your... Holy God, you're Willow"

"You had to tie me up to beat me. There's a word for people like you, Faith: loser."

"God, Xander, is that all you think about?"

"You had sex with Giles? You had sex with GILES?"

"Sure. We can work out after school. You know, if you're not too busy having sex with my MOTHER"

"Yeah, I'm also a person. You can't just define me by my Slayerness. That's... something-ism"

"Unfortunately, that's all I could get out of my informant before his aggressive tendencies forced me to introduce him to Mr. Pointy"

"He's 243 years old. He doesn't exactly get the prom"

"I'm going to give you all a nice, fun, normal evening, if I have to kill every single person on the face of the earth to do it"

"I'm over the whole 'Buffy gets one perfect high school moment' thing"

"Hey! Remember this? I took it from Faith. Stuck it in her gut. Just slid in her like she was butter. You wanna get it back from me? Dick?"

"This is Spike. He's um.. It's a really long story b-but he's not bad anymore"

"A flare gun? Xander, if I find spike, I'm staking him, not signalling ships at sea."

"Faith has taken my body, and for all I know, she's taken it to Mexico by now. I don't have time for bondage fun"

"How do you get to be renowned? I mean, like, do you have to be nowned first?"

"Okay, remember before you became Hugh Hefner, when you used to be a Watcher?"

"Oh! That's my skirt! You're never gonna fit in it with those hips. We have to kill them"

"Let me answer that question with a head-butt"