Buffy The Vampire Slayer and Angel For Dummies (ON HOLD)

Faith's Quotes

"I'm telling you, I don't need a new Watcher. No offense, lady. I just have this problem with authority figures. They end up kind of dead."

"You gotta give me something to do. There's no way I'm sleeping. Don't you need anyone dead? Or maimed? I can settle for maimed"

"God, I could eat a horse. Isn't it crazy how slayin'just always makes you hungry and horny"

"Isn't it crazy how slayin' just always makes you hungry and horny?"

"Hey, as long as you don't go scratchin' at me or humpin' my leg, we're five-by-five, ya' know?"

"Gee, if doing violence to vampires upsets you, I think you're in the wrong line of work.""

"But you like him, and when you think about him, you get that good down-low tickle, right?"

"I've had my share of losers, but you... you boinked the undead"

"Yeah, that was real manly how you shrieked and all"

"Just relax... and take off your pants"

"So? What are friends for? I mean, I'm sorry, it's just, all this sweating nightly, side-by-side action, and you never put in for a little after-hours (grunt)?"

"We're Slayers, girlfriend. The Chosen two. Why should we let him take all the fun out of it?"

"Tell me that if you don't get in a good slaying, after a while, you just start itching for some vamp to show up so you can give him a good -- (grunt)"

"When are you going to get this, B? Life for a Slayer is very simple -- want... take... have"

"First word, 'jail,' second word, 'bait"

"So the Mayor of Sunnydale is a Black Hat. That's a shocker, huh?"

"How many people do you think we've saved by now, thousands? And didn't you stop the world form ending? Because in my book, that puts you and me in the plus column"

"I could do anything to you now, and you'd want me to. I could make you scream. I could make you die"

"Finally decided to tie me up, huh? I always knew you weren't really a one-Slayer guy"

"I guess that means you have a job opening"

"You're gonna love it, B. It's just like fun, only boring"

"I don't wanna' get all twelve-steppy, but remember when you told me that killing people would make me feel like some kind of god? I think I just came down to Earth."

"I'll be sittin' at his right hand. Assuming he has hands after the transformation. I'm not too clear on that part. And all your little lame-ass friends are gonna' be Kibbles and Bits"

"You hurt me, I hurt you. I'm just a little more efficient"

"That's the thing about a coma. You wake up all rested and rejuvenated, and ready for payback"

"What'd you think, I'd wake up and we'd go for tea? You tried to gut me, Blondie"

"I wake up to find this blond chick isn't even dating the guy she was so nuts about before. I mean, she's moved on to the first college beefstick she meets. And not only has she forgotten about the love of her life, she's forgotten all about the chick she nearly killed for him. So that's my dream. That and some stuff about cigars and a tunnel"

"Payback's a bitch"

"Anyway, for real now, I'm gonna ask you something, and you gotta promise you'll be honest and not spare my feelings just 'cause I could kill you. You promise?"

"I was thinking about looking up the guy with the bull-whip. Long incarceration"

"I didn't come here to take anything away from you, but I'm not gonna be your little lapdog, either"

"Something's killing girls all over the world trying to end the Slayer line. Thing like that, figure I might get a heads-up"

"Well, that makes me feel better about me. Worse about Giles. Kind of shaky about you"

"Every guy's got some whack fantasy. Scratch the surface of any granola type, dude, naughty nurses and horny cheerleader"

"You know me -- all about the good deeds"

"I don't know if I can lead. But the real question is: can you follow?"

"I'm an ex-con who didn't finish high school"

"Looks like the Hellmouth is officially closed for business"