"Bad thing"? I was naked. "Bad thing" doesn't cover it"
"I laugh in the face of danger, and then I hide until it goes away."
"I don't like vampires. I'm going to take a stand and say they're not good."
"Come on, Slayer, I like it when you're scared. The more I scare you, the better you smell."
"You know, Buffy, Spring Fling just isn't any dance. It's a time for students to choose, um, a mate. And then we can observe their mating rituals, and tag them before they migrate...just kill me!"
"I don't handle rejection well. Funny, considering all the practice I've had, huh?"
"What was he? A-a demon? A giant bug? Some kind of dark god with the secrets of nouvelle cuisine? I mean, we are talking creature- feature here, right?"
"I'm seventeen. Looking at linoleum makes me wanna have sex."
"Are we overlooking the possibility that she may be very attracted to me? ... She's possessed."
"Hey, it's me. If Angel's doing something wrong, I wanna' know...'cause it gives me a happy"
"Angel's our friend...except I don't like him"
"Just meet me at Willow's house in half an hour and wear something trashy...er"
"What relationship? I mean, what life could they possibly have together? We're talking obedience school, paper training. Oz is always in the back, burying their thangs, and that kind of breed can turn on its owner"
"I made a mess, Giles. See, I found out that Amy's into witchcraft, and I was hurt, I guess, so I made her put the love whammy on Cordy, but it backfired. And now every woman in Sunnydale wants to make me her cuddle monkey. Which may sound swell on paper, but..."
"I'm sorry, but let's not forget that I hated Angel long before you guys jumped on the bandwagon. So I think I deserve a little something for not saying 'I told you so' long before now. And if Giles wants to go after the, uh, fiend that murdered his girlfriend, I say, 'Faster, pussycat, kill, kill."
"Man, Buffy! My whole life just flashed before my eyes. I gotta' get me a life!"
"So this spell might restore Angel's humanity? Well, here's an interesting angle: who cares?"
"You can paint this any way you want, but the way I see it is that you wanna' forget all about Ms Calendar's murder so you can get your boyfriend back."
"What am I gonna do? I think about sex all the time! Sex.. Help! Four times five is thirty...five times six is thirty-two... Naked girls. Naked women... Naked Buffy... Oh, stop me!"
Oh, I'm up. I'm suddenly very up. It's just, um, I've never been up with people before"
"What, you just tripped and fell on his lips?"
"If anyone sees my spine laying around, just try not to step on it."
"Excuse me? Who, at a crucial moment, distracted the lead demon by allowing her to pummel him about the head?"
"Well, it must be that whole Angel-killed-his-girlfriend-and-tortured-him thing. Hey, Giles is pretty petty when it comes to stuff like that."
"Generally speaking, when scary things get scared - not good."
"Okay, so one vote from the Old Guy for a Smelly Cheese Night, and how many votes for actual fun, huh?"
"I've always been amazed with how Buffy fought, but in a way, I feel like we took her punning for granted."
"For what? For Angel to go psycho again the next time you give him a happy?"
"Oh, it must be that whole 'Angel killed his girlfriend and tortured him' thing, and Giles is petty when it comes to stuff like that."
"The comedy stylings of Miss Cordelia Chase, everyone. Who, incidentally, won't be needing a higher education when she markets her own very successful line of hooker wear"
"Will, this is verging on naughty touching, here. Don't want to fall back on bad habits. Hands! Hands in new places"
"Oh my god, he's looking at her! He's got his filthy, adult, Pierce-Brosny eyes all over my Cordy"
"I need a volunteer to hit Wesley"
"Well, it's just good to know that when the chips are down and things look grim, you'll feed on the girl who loves you to save your own ass"
"He got hit by the Buffinator. Now he's powerless."
"Buffy, this is all about fear. It's understandable, but you can't let it control you. "Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to anger." No wait, hold on. "Fear leads to hate. Hate leads to the dark side." Hold on, no, umm, ""First you get the women, then you get the money, then you..." Okay, can we forget that?"
"Anya? Last time I saw you fleeing in terror. So how'd that work out for you?"
"Well, how about this? We whip out the ouija board, light a few candles, summon some ancient, unstoppable evil. Mayhem, mayhem, mayhem."
"And the amazing thing... still more romantic than Faith"
"Whoa, Giles has a TV. Everybody, Giles has a TV! He's shallow like us"
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