"I don't know - I was going for ferocious/scary, but it's coming out more dryly sardonic"
"I happen to be very biteable, pal. I'm moist and delicious"
"I hate to break it to you, Oh Impotent One, but you're not 'The Big Bad' anymore. You're not even the 'Kind of Naughty"
"The thing is, I think Riley's okay in an oafish kind of way, but am I the only one with a big, floating question-mark over his head about this Initiative thing?"
"That's great, Riley, and, you know, there's no polite way to ask you this, but, uh... did they put a chip in your brain?"
"Her. Dark hair, yea tall, name of Faith, criminally insane"
"Tara's your girlfriend?"
"Just because you're better than us doesn't mean you can be all superior"
"Spike's working for Adam?!? After all we've done-- Nah, I can't even act surprised"
"You should never hurt the feelings of a brutal killer. You know, that's, uh, that's actually some pretty good advice."
"Hey, uh, Evil Dead, you're in my seat."
"I think I've actually turned into someone you want around after a crazed robot attack"
"You are one crazy troll! I'm not choosing between my girlfriend and my best friend. That's insane troll logic."
"No, we're not going to leave you. And where'd you get that accent, Sesame Street? Von, two, three... three victims. Mwah, hahahhaha!
"Okay. I'm not panicking. I'm not. I'm not. Stop looking at me like I'm panicking"
"Hello! I'm back! Clean and with the better smell now"
"I love you, Willow. I love crayon breaky Willow and I love scary veiny Willow. So if you're gonna end the world, you're gonna have to start with me!"
"It is kinda strange, how you keep saving the world, and there's not any proof."
"Thanks for clearing that up, 'cause otherwise we might've thought you were up to no good here at the satanic manhole cover."
"Potential slayers can function without sleep. Me, I'm no good without my usual 90 minutes"
"I'm a strong, successful male who is giddy at the thought of all the women I will no doubt be dating in the near future."
"Hey, party in my eyesocket and everyone's invited!"
"Outside of drugs and violence and unwanted pregnancy, and unleashing of hordes of Armageddon that comes pouring out of the school's foundation every now and then, what troubles could these kids have?"
"I saved the world with talking, from my mouth. My mouth saved the world"
"From beneath you, it devours." It's not the friendliest jingle, is it? It's no "I like Ike" or "Milk: it does a body good"
"Seven years, Dawn. Working with the Slayer. Seeing my friends get more and more powerful... a witch. A demon. Hell, I could fit Oz in my shaving kit, but come a full moon, he had a wolfy mojo not to be messed with. Powerful, all of them. And I'm the guy who fixes the windows"
"They'll never know how tough it is, Dawnie, to be the one who isn't Chosen, to live so near the spotlight and never step in it. But I know. I see more than anybody realizes because nobody's watching me. I saw you last night. I see you working here today. You're not special. You're extraordinary."
"What do you think happened? Another demon woman was attracted to me. I'm going gay! I've decided I'm turning gay. Willow, gay me up. Come on, let's gay"
A/N: Hey, guys I realized this morning when I woke up that I forgot to post a chapter yesterday. I'm sorry about that, and I really have no excuse so now I feel really stupid. Anyway! Here is the new chapter! I hope you all like it very much!
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