Buffy The Vampire Slayer and Angel For Dummies (ON HOLD)

Giles's Quotes

"Recording bat sonar is something soothingly akin to having one's teeth drilled."

"A Slayer slayes, a Watcher..."

"How about the end of the world?"

"The Earth is doomed."

"Testosterone is a great equalizer. It turns all men into morons. He will, however, get over it."

"A vampire isn't a person at all. It may have the movements, the memories, even the personality of the person it took over, but it's still a demon at the core. There is no halfway"

"She lives very much in the now, and well, history is very much about the then"

"A vampire in love with a slayer. It's rather poetic...in a maudlin sort of way."

"I've been, uh, indexing the Watcher diaries covering the last couple of centuries. You would be amazed at how numbingly pompous and long-winded some of these Watchers were.'"

"Yes, it was a gas leak, everyone. Just get some air, and a good night's rest, you know, you'll be fine. These gas things... will happen... What was it really?"

"If Drusilla is alive, then it would--it could be a fairly...cataclysmic state of affairs"

"I'm leaning towards blind panic myself."

"Demons after money? Whatever happened to the still beating heart of a virgin. No one has any standards any more"

"That was bracing"

"No vampires. Bunch of school kids in heavy mascara listening to extremely silly music."

"He's lying. Hit him! You're my Slayer, go knock his teeth down his throat"

"I won't remind you that the fate of the world often lies with the Slayer. What would be the point? Nor shall I remind you that you've jeopardized the lives of all that you hold dear by harboring a known murderer. But sadly, I must remind you that Angel tortured me... for hours... for pleasure. You should have told me he was alive. You didn't. You have no respect for me, or the job I perform"

"I don't really know what to say. Um, I understand that this sort of thing requires ice cream of some kind"

"For god's sake, man, she's 18! And you have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone. Just have at it, would you? And stop fluttering about"

I had no idea that children en masse could be gracious"

"There's a certain dramatic irony attached to all this. A synchronicity that borders on predestination, one might say"

"I've been awake all night. I know I'm supposed to teach you self-reliance, but I can't leave you out there to fight alone. To hell with what's right, I'm ready to back you up. Let's find the evil a-and fight it together."

"Stay in character, remember your lines, and energy, energy, energy, especially in the musical numbers!"

Splendid. Well, it's ages since I've been to a gig. Well, don't look that way. I'm...I'm...I'm down with the new music. And I have the albums to prove it."

Congratulations, you've found me out. I'm a mod jogger."

"Let's find the evil, and fight it together"

Since the picture you just painted means that I will never touch food of any kind again, you'll just have to pick it up yourself"

"Well, no. I wasn't actually one of the original members of Pink Floyd, but... About the monster stuff, yes"

"I'm so very sorry. My contrition completely dwarfs the impending apocalypse"

"Ethan Rayne. You have no idea how much thrashing you is going to improve my day"

"Yes. Thank you. Although your heroism is slightly muted by the fact that you were helping Adam to start a war that would kill us all"

"That tickles. Ooh, oh, uh... oh, dear god"

"Well, I'm a hair's breadth from investigating bunnies at the moment, so I'm open to anything"

Mist... cemetery... Halloween. Should end well."

"Anya is a wonderful former vengeance demon, I'm sure you'll spend many years of non-hell-dimensional bliss"

"I used to be a highly respected watcher, and now I'm a wounded dwarf with the mystical strength of a doily."

"You did well. Your performance as a disgruntled minion was spot on"

"Let me get this straight: you think I'm evil if I take a group of teenage girls on a camping trip and I DON'T touch them?"

"Sorry to barge in. I'm afraid we have a slight apocalypse"

"I honestly feel the largest part of it was instinct. Instinct and reflexes. There's a sort of wary watchfulness I've developed over the years. It's like another sense"

"Power to the people? You sound like a child of the seventies"

"Buffy, what you said, it flies in the face of everything we've ever... every generation has ever done in the fight against evil. I think it's bloody brilliant"