Buffy The Vampire Slayer and Angel For Dummies (ON HOLD)

Angels' Quotes

"Good dogs don't bite."

"I know what you're thinking, but don't worry, I don't bite!"

"What's with the Catholic schoolgirl look? Last time I saw you, it was kimonos."

"Why not? I killed mine. I killed their friends and their friends' children for a hundred years. I offered ugly death to everyone I met, and I did it with a song in my heart"

"I fed on a girl your age. Beautiful. Dumb as a post"

"The elders conjured up the perfect punishment for me: they restored my soul."

"Oh, I don't know. Looking in the mirror every day and seeing nothing there...it's an overrated pleasure"

"I'll get it. It's not like I need the oxygen."

"She's cute. Not too bright, though. Gave the puppy dog'I'm all tortured'act. Keeps her off my back when I feed!"

"I want to learn from you. But I don't want to dress like you"

"This isn't some fairy tale. When I kiss you...you don't wake up from a deep sleep and live happily ever after"

"Things used to be pretty simple. Hundred years, just hanging out, feeling guilty, really honed my brooding skills. Then she comes along. Yeah, I get jealous."

"I love you. I try not to, but I can't stop"

"Yeah, baby. I'm back"

"She made me feel like a human being. That's not the kind of thing you just forgive"

"You've got a lot to learn about men, kiddo, although I guess you proved that last night."

"It's what? Bells ringing, fireworks, the dulcet choir of pretty little birdies? Come on, Buffy! It's not like I've never been there before."

"Oh, it's not really the kind of message you tell. It sort of involves finding the bodies of all your friends."

"To kill this girl, you have to love her."

"The important thing is, you made me the man I am today."

"You can't do it. You can't kill me."

"Passion. It lies in all of us. Sleeping, waiting, and though unwanted, unbidden, it will stir. Open it's jaws, and howl. It speaks to us, guides us. Passion rules us all, and we obey. What other choice do we have?"

"Looks like I get to kill two birds with one stone...and teacher makes three"

"Sorry, Jenny, this is where you get off"

"Passion is the source of our finest moments. The joy of love, the clarity of hatred, and the ecstasy of grief"

"It hurts sometimes more than we can bear. If we can live without passion, maybe we'd know some kind of peace. But we would be hollow. Empty rooms, shuttered and dank. Without passion, we'd be truly dead."

"With you being special needs boy, I figure I should stay close to home. You and Dru could always use another pair of hands"

"My friends, we're about to make history...end."

"I want to torture you. I used to love it. It's been a long time. I mean, the last time I tortured somebody, they didn't even have chain saws"

"Funny thing about vampires, Faith. We don't establish meaningful dialogue with Slayers."

"I want to take comfort in you, and I know it will cost me my soul, and a part of me doesn't care"

"It's not the demon in me that needs killing, Buffy. It's the man."

"Sorry about the chains. It's not that I don't trust you, it's... Actually, it is that I don't trust you"

"It's good to have the taste of a Slayer back in my mouth. It's like cigarettes, you know? Just when I thought I'd quit"

"Heh heh. As long as you're there, I mostly want you to wriggle...but I'm listening."

"You still my girl?"

"Hey, I love you. Even if you're covered with slime"

"Well, if you can tell me... who's that guy?"

"I'm not evil again. Why does everyone think that?"

"I haven't been evil for a long time"

"You actually sleep with this guy?"

"At least you could tell me you're glad to see me"

"Well, I guess that qualifies as "happy to see me"

"It's very powerful, and probably very dangerous. It has a purifying power, a cleansing power... possibly scrubbing bubbles"

"I don't know nearly enough about this to risk you wearing it. Besides, you got that real cool ax-thing going for you"

"I'm getting the brush-off for Captain Peroxide"