NIAM one shots

Multiple Choice

Ao3 // not mine

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niall: multiple choice boys 99% of us will get this wrong

zayn: niall wtf

louis: we have a show tonight can u not

niall: come on

harry: enlighten us, young horan.

niall: alright

niall: guess liam's true identity

liam: I'M GONNA DIVORCE YOU NIALL I S2FG

niall: a) a baker

niall: b) niall's wife

niall: c) a rapper

niall: d) one of us

louis: how about e) no one cares

zayn: thank you

liam: FUXCK YPU NIASLL HJORABN

harry: stop picking on liam guys, it's clear that he's having a mid life crisis.

zayn: *laughing emoji*

louis: good one curly *thumbs up emoji*

niall: OMH

niall: HAZZA MADE A FUNY I

liam: hahahahaha that was so funny i forgot to laugh

harry: u mad payne train? ;)

liam: all of you

liam: go fuck yourself with a cactus

niall: stop stealing my sayings wife

liam: no

liam: we're not husband and wife anymore

liam: i divorced you

niall: bae i thought we had something special

liam: no fuck you

louis: welp while niam is arguing i'm gonna silence my phone

zayn: same

harry: ...i'm gonna go eat a banana.

niall: liam i'm so sorry you know i love you

niall: please dont ignore me

niall: bae please ur gonna make me cry

liam: don't tell me you're sorry cause ur not

liam: you're only sorry that you got caught

niall: no i'm really sorry for embarrassing you

niall: can we get remarried

liam: no i'm done with you

liam: i'm gonna be a baker with sophia and the cake boss and ur gonna stay alone and watch from a distance

niall: no i'm gonna be yer husband and we can have niam gaybies

niall: hashtag fact

liam: nope go away

niall: ...fuck you then

niall: youz a fake wife anyway pretending to like the nialler and walk away

niall: bye felicia

niall: i got one less problem without you like what ariana grande said in her song that u tweeted about

liam: whatever

niall: *unamused emoji* *broken heart emoji*

louis: holy shit niam broke up

louis: ALERT THE POLICE!!1!!1!!1!!11

niall: i fucking hate you louis

louis: k