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Throw Up Equals Love - Stan x Reader

It was two in the morning as you had your arms crossed over your chest while you stood in your doorway. In front of you was one of your closest friends, Stan Marsh. His blue eyes were bloodshot as he loosely held a half empty beer bottle in his hand, slurring out incoherent sentences that you couldn't make out. "Wendy dumped you again, didn't she?" You asked your voice monotone as the boy went quiet. Sighing, you grabbed his wrist and brought him inside.

Sitting the raven haired boy down on the couch, you pried the bottle from his fingers and sat it on the coffee table. Your parents were away on business, leaving you to take care of the house while they were away. "Alright, tell me what happened?" You asked, looking into his bloodshot blue eyes. He mumbled as he fell forward, wrapping his arms around your neck and buried his face into your chest. Blushing, you growled and pushed him away from you while crossing your arms.

"How much have you had to drink?" You asked changing the question once you came to the conclusion that you weren't going to get an answer.

"Around five" Stan slurred out, his body swaying as he hiccuped. "I don't need that whore, if she wants to go 'experiment' with other guys then let her" he suddenly said in a burst of rage catching you off guard.

"Stan, I know you're upset but there's no need to call Wendy a whore. Beside you two will probably get back together before the end of the week" you mumbled. Though you wouldn't admit it, you had developed a crush on the star quarterback of the school. But, Wendy was your friend as well and you couldn't take Stan from her.

"[Your Name]" Stan said, looking at you with half lidded eyes as he stared into your shining [Eye Color] eyes. "I wasn't entirely truthful, I was the one to dump Wendy" he said, causing you to raise an eyebrow.

"Then why the hell are you drinking?" You asked.

"Because there's another girl I like but I don't know if she likes me back" Stan said, though on the outside you gave him a gentle smile. On the inside you were internally screaming as your heart started to shatter into pieces.

"Oh and who might this girl be?" You asked, leaning close to your drunken friend. Stan's cheeks were tinted red as he began to open his mouth to speak while looking straight into your eyes. Before he could get a word out his throat closed up as the pink in his cheeks started to turn a light green color. "Stan?" You questioned, beginning to worry for your friend. Before you could react, you recoiled back in disgust as the raven haired teen vomited all over the floor.

"Geez dude, I think you had too much to drink. Here, go up to my room and lie down while I clean this up" you said as the raven haired boy covered his face in embarrassment. Standing he shuffled over to the stairs and trudged up them with his head hanging low.

-Next Day-

After taking care of Stan last night you were tired and not ready for the school day. When you had woken up that morning, he was gone and you were left alone in your home. You fiddled with your locker, bags under your eyes as you growled when you messed up your combination again. "Hey [Your Name]" you heard Kyle say as he and Stan came walking over to you. You grunted in response as you continued to mess with your locker.

"Hey" you said back, grounding your teeth before giving up and looking towards the two boys. "Stan, how are you feeling today?" You asked. Instead of a response you watched as the boy's face turn green mixed with a light pink color before he vomited on the hallway floor. Students stopped and stared for a while as you and Kyle winced and recoiled back away from the raven haired boy who stared down in embarrassment. "Stan, do you want me to take you to the nurse's office?" You asked your nose scrunching up as you winced when he once again vomited.
"Alright, I'll just go then" you said, the smell wavering from the bile on the floor getting to you as you turned and walked away.

"Dammit" Stan grumbled crossing his arms as Kyle stared at him. The red head snickered as his friend looked to him with narrowed eyes. "What?" He asked.

"I can see why you dumped Wendy" Kyle chuckled as his best friend blushed and looked away.

"Shut up, dude" Stan mumbled as he turned on his heel and started to walk away with Kyle following close behind.

-After School-

You patted Stan's back as he continuously vomited, creating a small puddle on the snowy ground. "Either you have the stomach bug or I'm just too hideous for you to look at" you joked, only to cringe as the boy vomited once more. Sighing in irritation as the raven haired boy stood straight and wiped his mouth, you watch as he looked at you with pink tinting his cheeks. "Look Stan, I don't know what's wrong with you. But, could you at least tell me why you've only been puking all day when around me?" You asked.

You got no response as he once again vomited causing your face to flush red. "My God you're acting like you use to when we were kids and you had that...crush...on Wendy" you said, realization hitting you as you stared at your friend's hunched over form. He looked up at you with a smile as splotches of vomit were around his lips. Without a word you pointed to yourself as he stood up straight and once again wiped his hand across his mouth.

"Yeah" he said, finally speaking to you. "You're the reason I broke up with Wendy" he mumbled as he rubbed the back of his head.

"When did this happen, you know?" You asked, curious.

"For a while I guess. I didn't really know I started liking you 'til I started vomiting whenever I thought of you" Stan admitted.

"Oh, how romantic" you said sarcastically, rolling your eyes as Stan laughed.

"Yeah, so, what do you say?" He asked.

"I say that I like you too" you admitted, before being taken aback as Stan pressed his lips to yours. Though you would have kissed back if it wasn't for the bitter taste of vomit on his lips, pulling away you turned your head to the side and vomited all over the snowy ground.

"Oops, sorry" Stan apologized as you swiped the back of your hand across your lips.

"It's quite alright, guess you could say that proves I love you as well" you joked as you both laughed.