Wirt x reader - Stay with me like no tomorrow

Chapter 3

Wirt glared daggers at himself in the bathroom mirror, either ignoring, or not noticing the other people walking in and out of the stalls. "Great job Wirt...you probably weirded (y/n) out..." There was no denying it, (y/n) was amazing. She was funny, sweet and lighthearted, but, thinking back to when she found out he and his brother was lost, she could get serious when she needed to. Wirt shook his head. I can't like someone in an hour...can I? No. That was silly. And if he did like her already, then it was just a Wirt thing and It'd take awile for (y/n) to even remotely like him back. Plus, they were leaving tomorrow! Wirt sighed, leaning against the counter. Suddenly, Gregory walked in. "Hiya Wirt! (y/n)'s waiting on you!" He chirped. "o-oh, right! I just uh- some excuse for running in here." He muttered, shuffling out of the bathroom with Gregory. (y/n) stood near the doorway, but not so near that it was creepy. "Alright, follow me!" She said with a smile as the boys walked out. The three walked through twisting paths for a few minutes until they finally stopped at the doorstep. Wirt glanced at Greg as (y/n) slowly opened the door. He was honestly suprised he hadn't tried to run off yet. He must really want to see (y/n)'s house or something. (y/n) stepped inside and pushed the door, making a wider entryway for the boys. The two walked in and glanced around. "Where are your parents?" Gregory asked. "At work. Well, Mom at least. Dad is...off doing his weird stuff..." ((NOT LIKE THAT I SWEAR)) "Like what?" Gregory asked. "Oh, just um..." (y/n) trailed, staring down at Gregory. "Stuff that doesnt get us paid." She said simply. "When does he get back home?" He questioned, not understanding that her father wasnt the perfect topic.  Wirt slightly elbowed him. "He gets back when...oh look!" (y/n) changed the subject, and picked up an amber-eyed black and white tom that was rubbing against her leg. ((if you read my dipper x reader one shots you know thats my irl cat XD )) "Greg, meet Oreo!" She said, handing the cat to Greg. "Aw! He and Mr. Persident would be best friends!" (y/n) cocked her head. "Mr...president?" She asked as Greg nuzzled into the cat's fur. "His frog." Wirt explained. "Speaking of which, Greg, where is Mr. President?" He asked. Greg simply lifted the kettle on his head, and there sat a frog. "I didnt know how you felt about frogs in your house, so i left him up here." He said. (y/n) shrugged. "Eh, I dont care, just dont let my mom see." Wirt stared at her questioningly at the seclusion of her Dad, but kept quiet. "Go ahead and get comfortable. It'll be a while before anyone gets home, so..." Gregory sat on the couch, pushing Oreo and Mr. President closer together. "Be friendsss!" He groaned as the two animals scooted back away. Wirt sat down besides him and gently picked up (y/n)'s cat. "Greg, you cant force a friendship." He said, gently stroking his fur. "I learned that the hard way!" (y/n) laughed, sitting next to Wirt, leaving no more extra space on the couch. "One time two of my friends couldnt get along, so I locked them in the closet together. They still arent fond of each other, but they're getting there!" She said with a giggle, earning a small laugh from Wirt. Gregory smiled. "You like that kind of stuff too? I'm all about making the word a better place!" Greg chirped. (y/n) playfully grinned and leaned over, reaching across Wirt and giving him a high five. Wirt awkwardly leaned back for them, and straightend back up when they shifted back to their normal position. "What about you, Wirt? Do you have a heart?" She asked, playfully mustering a puppy face. "Well, I-I mean yeah, of course I care about the society and stuff, but completly fixing e-everything sounds impossible." He said quickly, in attempt to get the spotlight off of him. "Booooo!" Gregory howled. "Aw, come on! You can do better than that!" (y/n) whined. "Y-yeah, but i was just say-saying what I-I honestly th-thought.." Wirt said. (y/n) giggled and shook her head. "We're just messing with you, Wirt! It's your opinion, and its fine." The two smiled at eachother, and Wirt opened his mouth to say something when the door swung open.