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'Whatever Houdini..'

Hey you amazing wattpad-ers! I hope you like this chapter and I apologise beforehand for any mistakes cause I've been writing this at 3 in the morning. 

Anyway, This chapter is dedicated to killerbluerose cause shes a good buddy of mine :)

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Ari's P.O.V.

"That's it! Eli Andersons, if you go through my closet one more time I will castrate  you and hang your balls up right beside our school flag" I scream at him stomping my foot hard on the floor picturing it as his face.

"Gee! Why the harsh words? Awww, you think my balls should represent the school? I did not know you think so highly of them" he says hanging my purple bra over his shoulder while slinging my pink one over his other shoulder.

"Those are my personal belongings and I do not appreciate you man handling them as if they're yours! Not like that would be a problem since it could help keep your man-boobs up and perky" I say, putting my hand  on my hip and smirking at him.

Eli scoffs and replies, "Please! I do not have man-boobs! They're all muscle. But you wouldn't know what that was, I mean, since I've been here, not once have I ever seen you exercise"

Oh no he did NOT just go there!

I am one of the few girls in my group of friends who does bother to stay in shape. I always try my hardest to keep my stomach from getting flabby.

"Boy I don't have even an ounce of fat on my body! You have fat between your ears that's for sure!" I say snapping my fingers in his face before turning around about to walk away, "And please remember to put my bras back in my drawer once you're done"

I hear Eli huff behind me and then says, "Now its not fun when you walk away like that!"

I hear him shuffling in my closet, hopefully putting them back in, so I decide to make myself a coffee before actually leaving for school. I can't wait to meet the girls. I've been dying to know what really happened between Nat and Shawn. I mean, there must've been a reason for their red faces soon after the movie.

I get ready for school and rush out, purposely shoulder bumping Eli on the way. Might I add, I have a very strong shoulder bump.

"I can tell from that shoulder bump that you're attracted towards me. I mean that gentle brush past me was just an excuse to feel me up"

Hmm...Guess it wasn't strong enough for this yahoo!

"Should've bumped into you harder!" I say scowling at him as I walk ahead. 

Eli and I wait for the others in the entrance to the hallway. Eli continues his egotistical remarks about how I would do anything just to see him naked and that I dream about him in my sleep. Pshh!  

I do my favourite Brooke from One Tree Hill action and pretend I'm choking while gasping for air. 

Eli looks at me for a minute, debating whether I'm pretending or not. When I keep up the charade for a little longer he starts to panic a bit and asks what's wrong.

I fake-stammer "I cant breathe! There's no room for air  with your big ego"

He rolls his eyes, "I can't believe I fell for that!"

I go closer  to him, trying to rest my chin on his shoulder but give up struggling cause he's too damn tall so I just keep a goofy expression on my face and then say, "Awwww...were you worried about me?" In a 'baby' voice before pouting my lips into a puppy dog expression. Eli scowls at me but his scowl fades once he looks down at my lips. I realize what's happening and stop  pouting when I see the rest of the group coming. Why do I put myself in silly situations like this? I must've looked like a fool with my lips like that.