Hey there Roomie!

"Like what you see?"

'COCKADOODLEDOOOOOOOO!!!!'

"AAAARGH! SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID BIRD!!!"
I yell, fumbling with my phone before finally turning it off.

One day I swear I'm going to fry that bird for breakfast. Even if it means destroying my phone.

I lazily get out of bed, my whole body protesting and my will power slowly weakening, and walk over to the bathroom door, scratching my butt on the way.
As I pass the mirror, I casually look at it and scream.
What.the.hell.is.that?!
Ok. Let me describe what I'm looking at in the nicest way possible.
It looks like the world war took place in my hair.

Not even bothering with it I open the bathroom door and what I see leaves me frozen in shock.

"Like what you see?" Eli smirks standing under the shower in all his naked glory.

Recovering from my shock I yell "CANT YOU LOCK THE DOOR WHEN YOU'RE USING THE BATHROOM?! IT'S NOT DIFFICULT YOU KNOW!!"

"Then how could you possibly get to see little Eli junior over here? Although he isnt really that 'little'... As you can see" he says still smirking, not doing anything to cover his..-uh... manhood.

"Mmeh! I've seen better. Do I even look impressed with what I'm seeing?" I say trying my best to look uninterested.

Ok, I lied. I haven't seen better. To be honest, that was the first I'd ever seen. But he doesn't have to know that.

"Well you certainly look impressed.." Eli says, obviously teasing me.

Why the hell does he have to be so.... ugh! I roll my eyes and storm out of there.

Damn! I forgot I lived with a guy. I better be more careful with him around.

After waiting for nearly half an hour for him to get outta the bathroom, he finally struts out in his branded jeans, black T-shirt highlighting his muscles and hair in a messy mop.

Boy did he look hot. Remembering that I should be pissed off at him I yell, "You took half an hour to put on a T-shirt and jeans?!" Eli just smirks and says, " I need time honey. Besides, I need to keep up my reputation now don't I?"

"Reputation of what? Being an asshole?" I ask him.

"No. My hotness. Can't disappoint the ladies" he says arrogantly.

Finding no better comeback, I say, "Too late honey. And it shouldn't take so long in the bathroom! What are you doing in there? Covering all your zits and acne with makeup?"
I run in shoving Eli's shoulder on the way in.

Eli flies to the other side and lands with his ass on the floor.

"Ow! What was that for? I could have hit my head on the wall and died!" he says dramatically, rubbing at the spot I hit him in.
I roll my eyes at him and slam the door shut to get ready.

"I can see you through the key hole you know!" he says standing right outside the door.

"Whatever. This will probably be the only way you could ever see my body so go ahead." I say rolling my eyes at him.

"Damn. That body sure is hot. Oh! Do you need help with your bra strap? I'm very good at undoing those" he says.

I roll my eyes again and yell, "I haven't even stripped you jackass! Now stop wasting my time and get lost!"

He sighs loudly and says "You are no fun. I wish I had Tasha or Natalie as my roommate. They'd probably be nicer and more...generous"

I immediately open the door and walk straight up to him "You even touch my friends, including Nate, and I'll break that pretty face of yours" I say pointing my finger at him threateningly.

"Wow! Fiesty! I like it! Relax I'm not gonna do anything to them. Besides, you're the only one for me." he says giving me a cheesy smile.

I sigh and turn around walking back into the bathroom to get ready for real.

"You and I are soulmates Ari! We are 'destined' to be together!" he says through the door.

I yell back "Don't make me barf Anderson!" before getting on with my work.

-*-

The day went by uneventfully as usual.
The only interesting part was Tasha and Nat's reaction after I told them about my encounter with Eli today morning.

Their expressions were comical. Both their faces held shock, disbelief and laughter.

Then both of them burst out laughing. Not before Tasha asked with a horror-stricken expression, "Don't tell me it was tiny!!!!".
Nate looked disgusted the entire time.

Music class went ok. We covered a huge part of the song.
Eli was a bit irritating but the way he played made me forget all about it.
He played beautifully.

-*-

I come home to see that Eli had gone out. On the way in I see a note on the dining table saying,

'Ari, I might be coming home a little later than usual. Me and my friends are going out to the strip club in the next town.

Just kidding! I'm going to my place to get some of my stuff. Love you my widdle sugar plum.

xoxoxo - Sex goddess.'

Jeez! Did he seriously just call himself 'Sex goddess'??! That boy is intolerable!
I crumple the note and walk into my room to change. I change into my pajamas and jump into my warm, comfy bed. Aah! Heaven!

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Hey guys! Tell me what you think of this chapter. It would help me alot! I know I am very late in uploading this. I have some bad news for yall. Iv got my 10th Exams coming up and Jm afraid I might not be able to upload any time soon. But please dont delete my book from your library! I promise Ill make up for it soon after the exams. Itll be ten times better too! Dont give up on it just yet!

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