This is gonna be a mishmash of all my OCs... Let's see how it goes!
Thunderstrike: *sleeping*
Freestep: THUNDERSTRIKE! WAKE UP!
Thunderstrike: huh! Wha?
Freestep: *sighs* Its sun high!
Rainscar: Honestly Thunderstrike..
Sunstep: I NEED A BORDER PATROL
Leafcall: SHUDDUP YOURE NOT EVEN DEPUTY
Sunstep: I WAS A FREAKIN LEADER
Leafcall: WELL SO WAS I
Sunstep: EXSCUSE ME I FOUND-
Breezewhisper: Shut it, idiots.
Sunstep: Humph.
Leafcall: FINEEEE
Rainscar: Toms... *sighs* They almost spoiled The Element Of Surprise!
Breezewhisper, Freestep, and Thunderstrike: *nod*
Moorclaw: *appears* HELLLOOOOO SHE CATS *wiggles eyebrows*
Rain and Breeze: EWWWW NO GO AWAY MOORCLAW
Thunder and Free: Who in StarClan are you?
Rainscar: DONT TALK TO HIM
Breezewhisper: HES A CREEP
Rainscar: AND FROM THE DARK FOREST
Thunder and Free: EWWWWW GO AWAY YA CREEP
Moorclaw: *sad face* Bye... *disappears*
Lily: Hey Fox, why are these cats in camp?
Fox: How should I know?
Lily: Hey Kitties!
Breezewhisper: OH MY EFFING STARCLAN TWOLEGS EVERYONE RUN
Lily: Twolegs?
Rainscar: Chill, they're friends.
Amaris: *is wearing helmet, speaking into microphones* I got nothing, Trouble. Just a few Mud People and cats. *takes off helmet, rubbing elf ears* Ick.
Lily: DA FUDGE ARE YOU??
Amaris: Oh, D'Arvit! How can you see through my shield?
Fox: Shield?
Amaris: Don't worry...
Everyone: ISSA SNAKEEEEEE
Amaris: Hey little buddy!
Literally everyone else: AGHHH KILL GET RID OF IT DIEEEE BUBYE PLEASE NUUU DONT HURT ME
Amaris: Mud People. *shakes head* I thought cats were better than that!
Snake: JEEZ! FINE, I'M LEAVING, HATERS
Everyone Except Amaris: THANK STARCLAN/THE GODS
Amaris: Uhh... Bye.
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Le Book Of Random
Rastgele•°COMPLETED°• IM BACK BABY!! that's right, Rivershadow is back with all the crazy wonderful weirdness!! Only a random book, so if you want art, go look in my art book! Yay!
