King and Queen

Queen

I can't believe he tried to kiss me.

He has a girlfriend and I'm me.

I'm going to make his life a living hell now. I can't believe that CALEB even thought that it was remotely ok for him to try and kiss me.

Something has to seriously be wrong with him.

I walk back into my house and grab my phone off of the coffee table. I sat down on the couch and starting typing a message.

SAM walked into the room and gave me a concerned look.

"Are you ok, love? You look like you're about to execute someone."

I slowly looked up from my phone, "I'm perfect. Just planning a last minute present for the birthday boy."

Her eyes lit up, "So you found out where the party is?"

I laugh shortly at her, "Of course I did, have you forgotten who I am?"

She sat down next to me, "How did you do it?"

"I was at his house and he invited me into his room to talk about why I was there." I started, "Then, I noticed a party flyer on his desk, when he asked me to sit down somewhere, of course that's where I picked."

"You're a genius. A mad genius, but a genius nonetheless." SAM said.

"While he was trying to piss me off, I took that as the perfect opportunity to steal the flyer." I pulled the blue paper out of my pocket to show her.

Her smile grew wider. "Now what's this birthday surprise that you're planning?"

"My darling SAM, you'll have to wait and see like everyone else." I said with a smile.

"Now let's go get ready for this party."

CALEB won't even see this coming.

I hope he enjoys being humiliated in front of his friends and his girlfriend.

At least everyone will remember the "king's" birthday party.