You Mean Everything To Me (Avengers/OUAT Fanfic)

5. I don't hail Satan!

[Willow]

So my first mission was going well.

I was currently on the ground of a fighting ring, being threatened by a drug dealer. Let me explain...

This drug dealer had been working in this fighting ring, getting money from both the fighting, and selling LSD to the viewers. So S.H.E.I.L.D decided this would be the perfect mission for me. Note that they didn't mention he was 6" 5 and more ripped than a Burke and Hare victim.

So I go into the mission, acting as a scared viewer. After the fight, I buy some drugs, but give him fake money. Then, as I'm leaving, I get dragged by the hair and thrown onto the floor. So here I am.

"The little slut thinks she can fool us?" Gavin Patterson is the name of the giant who was towering over me. He absolutely dominated my small 5"2 frame. "Think again bitch."

I winced as his minion punched the side of my jaw. I decided that I'd had enough.

"Now." said Hill in my ear.

"You know." I spat blood on my attackers face. "Next time, pick on someone you can handle."

He was so surprised, he started laughing. I took the opportunity to wrap my legs around his waist and hoist myself onto the guys back, then proceeding to snap his neck. I jumped off and looked at the men staring at me with shocked expressions.

"Bring it." I smirked.

The skinniest of the lot came forward and tried to kick me in the stomach. I grabbed his foot, smiled quickly seeing the look of terror on his face, and spun him around, launching him to the floor. He screamed as I sunk my stiletto into his thigh.

Next was the guy next to Gavin. He was about 6"4 but quite skinny too. He grabbed my head and pulled me into a headlock. He threw me forward, trying to get me to the floor, but I flipped and landed on my feet. I picked up a knife that was conveniently lying on the table and threw it into the right side of his chest.

There were 2 guys left. One in front of Gavin and then the titan himself. I did two cartwheels then a flip, landing in front of the last of Gavin's minions. I kissed him on the cheek and then sunk the knife into his neck.

"I gotta admit it Tiny, you're hot when you're murdering my workers." Gavin said pacing the ring. He stood still on the opposite side from me and smiled. "For a girl, you're bad ass. Especially a short girl."

"You know Gav. I have something to tell you too." I sauntered over to where he was standing. I wrapped my arms around his waist. "Ho un segreto per voi." (I have a secret for you.)

Gavin laughed. "What are you? Mafia?"

I raised my eyebrows. "Io non soso a breve." (I'm not short) I said stabbing the knife into his heart from behind. He crumpled to the ground.

"S.H.E.I.L.D send their regards." I said walking out, dropping the knife. I walked to the black SUV waiting for me, holding Hill and Stark inside.

"...she's definitely the right material." Stark said as I walked into the back. "Ahh. Speak of the devil and he will appear. Or she apparently. That was bad ass." He said smiling at me. I shrugged and took off my heels.

"Shut up Tony. Willow, would you like to be a SHIELD agent?" Hill looked at me expectantly.

Was there anywhere else I could go? They saved me from the hell. I nodded.

"Then, Willow Kingsley, you are now an official member of SHIELD." She smiled.

I sat down and looked out the window.

"Well, every agent needs their uniform. We'll take you back to HQ and Agent Ash will help you go something comfortable to wear. Then I'll help bling it up a bit." Tony smirked. "I have some ideas for you."

*****

As soon as we got back to HQ, Tove took me to her wardrobe.

"These are some things that don't fit me anymore." She gave me some clothes and I put them on.

The first outfit was a turquoise tank top, a black off the shoulder sweatshirt with a white kiss on it, some white skinnies and my pink docs.

"Seriously Tove?" I asked as I walked out. "I look like I just jumped out of Tumblr."

The next outfit was a black crop top, a blue and purple flannel tied around my waist, galaxy leggings and the same shoes.

"I'm an agent, not a fucking astronaut." I rolled my eyes as Tove squealed. I walked back, exhausted.

There was one outfit left. I put on the yellow t-shirt and read what was on it.

Honey, you should see me in a crown.

What the hell Tove? Next were some leggings with pentagrams on them.

"I don't hail Satan, T!" I shouted.

"They're actually a very powerful charm against the devil!" She said matter-of-factly.

I shook my head putting on the Tardis/Dalek shorts with my docs again.

"Superwholock? I'm not you Tove." I death glared her, making her shake.

"I couldn't resist." She said shyly. "And don't death glare me. It's terrifying."

I went back into the wardrobe to find something for myself.

I eventually put on some plain black tights and high waisted white shorts. I put on a long sleeve, white, lacy crop top under a leather waistcoat. I slipped on my pink docs and walked out.

"Oh my lord. You look amazing! Lets get these to Tony." She squealed, getting me into some pyjamas and dragging me to Tony.

*

3 hours later and I'm dragged back to Tony's office.

Tony held up the leather jacket. "This is now bulletproof. In the pockets you have poison, small grenades, and something else that I need to tell you later."

I was confused, but I didn't say anything.

He then held up the crop top. "Not much I could do with this. It's white. Choose a better colour next time. Anyway, as your training says you're best with guns and knives," I was sure I heard him say 'I think we could've figured that out from earlier' "I decided to put a knife up your right sleeve. Just press this button and it should come out. Don't worry, it's practically flexible, then hardens when it comes out." Tove snorted and Tony sent her a glare. "Anyway, you won't feel it in your sleeve."

I took the waistcoat and top, smiling lightly.

He then gave me the shorts. "I haven't done anything to the shorts, except they're bulletproof. But these. These are amazing." He held up the tights. "I threw away the old ones." Queue the protests from Tove. "Shush. I got some help from an old friend called Peter, but I got some spider silk and these are made of spider silk. Literally no bullet will be able to penetrate these bad boys. And there are gun holsters at the top that'll hold these." He handed me two HK VP70's. "They'll be hidden by your shorts."

He gave me everything and I set it down. I took his hand and squeezed it, giving him a smile.

"That's basically a thank you by the way." Tove said from over my shoulder.

I linked my arm with her and we went down the corridor for another day.

AAAHH! I love this chapter!! I don't know why! Yay! Who doesn't love writing? (My sister)

I'm listening to Evan Edingers cover of Young Volcanoes and OMG DYING.

Also, my friend Belle made us a Avengers Character Songs using all Pentatonix songs, including Tove and Willow! I'm obsessed with it, so check it out! (Video at the top :) )

Anyway. I love you all. Cast is up. I LIKE PEOPLE! HAVE A FANTABULOUS DAY! BAI!

Sophie! xxx