The Changer | Ohshc | Rewriting Completely

Chapter 5: Beware the Physical Exam! (pt.1)

Narrator

"I wonder why Jax-kun is suddenly hanging out with the host club?" was one of the many whispers that seemed to be talking about Jax. The prestigious school was basically buzzing if Jax was going to join the Host Club or not since it hadn't been announced yet.

"Jeez, why is everyone at this school so nosy?" Jax says to himself as he leans his cheek against his fist. He catches a cherry blossom that was falling, examining it's beauty.

"The rumors are bringing in a lot of customers to the club, so I guess that's a good thing." Haruhi shrugs, closing her book.

"By the way, you said you're in the club for having a debt...are they really obsessed with money that much to force a girl to dress as a boy?" Jax asks, raising an eyebrow. Not noticing the shocked faces, he continued. "Because I'm pretty sure they have enough money on their own that a vase doesn't really matter to them." Jax states.

"H-how did you know?" Hikaru and Kaoru chorus. As Haruhi just opened her mouth in shock.

"Know wha-" Jax wasn't able to finish his sentence before he was being pulled behind a large cherry blossom tree and being clasped tightly on the shoulders.

"You know? Great! Now you can help me tell everyone Haruhi is a girl!" Tamaki says hysterically. Suddenly Hikaru and Kaoru peel me away from Tamaki's grasp as I follow boredly.

"You don't need to rush things. She'll be found out soon enough anyway." Hikaru says, while swaying side to side with a deadpan face.

"Remember? The day after tomorrow, we have physical exams." Kaoru continues, swaying side to side as well.

"Physical...exams?" Haruhi questions while Tamaki's hands were were on her shoulders. I tune out the rest, physical exams won't affect me so I don't really care.

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Hikaru, Kaoru, Hani, and I watch as Tamaki daydreams something that was making him make a perverted looking face. "Creep." I mutter, putting an arm on each of Hikaru and Kaoru's shoulders, leaning against them.

"Tama-chan seems to be enjoying himself, huh?" Hani asks.

"He looks rather miserable to me." Hikaru mutters to which Tamaki suddenly replies.

"Don't be so cynical, Hikaru. Everything is going according to plan." Tamaki announces as flowers show behind him and he begins to sparkle. "I could see how this would turn out from the start, without being jealous to the likes of you." he continues. The rest of it I ignored, it had something to do with him and Haruhi being "main characters" and we were just the supporting cast. He then proceeded to draw a line between himself and us. I thought about telling him about what would probably happen if it came out that Haruhi was a girl but Hani said it before me. Kyoya said something about how Haruhi would get at least one confession of love every month. Tch, weak.

Timeskip

A female voice rang out all through out the school instructing all students to go to the clinics in their buildings. I was walking with Haruhi, Hikaru, and Kaoru. Haruhi asked about the physical exam as I walked with my hands in my pockets, whispers following us but the others didn't seem to notice.

"Jax-kun's shoulders are so broad, so manly." one girl squealed.

"And the way he walks, he looks so tough." another sighed. I rolled my eyes and kept walking. We made it to the doors and as Haruhi opened it a bright light suddenly emanated from the room. As my eyes focused, I saw a row of female and male nurses lined up. Haruhi was obviously surprised by it all as Hikaru and Kaoru were led off to get their height measured.

"It is a bit much." I say simply, taking a hand out of my pocket to run through my hair. Walking off, I see Mori and Hani dressed as doctors with confused girls behind them. Knowing this was a part of their plan, I ignore it and go get my height taken. Spying a strange man who looked more disorganized and misplaced compared to the others before I opened the curtains to get my chest measured.

"Hitachiin-sama, if you'll step this way now, we'll measure your chest." a nurse said from beside my room. "Please use the area behind this curtain to undress." the nurse continued.

"The twins must be beside me then." I think as I unbutton my white dress shirt.

"Doesn't matter to me." I hear Hikaru say, followed by rustling.

"We don't need a curtain." Kaoru states, probably taking off his shirt as well. I could basically see the sparkles through the curtain. The girls began to squeal excitedly as I roll my eyes. The twins began their weird act.

"Keep it quiet, will ya? Not like there's much to see from those two." I say, raising my voice a bit to be heard over the screeches. Suddenly, my curtain is pulled back and I'm exposed to everyone. I see that it were the twins who unexpectedly opened the curtain aside. Even louder screams envelop the whole room, girls piling over each other to get a look at me. Sighing, I run my hand through my hair and reach for my dress shirt. I see Hikaru, Kaoru, and Haruhi gawking as well.

"Wah, Jax-kun has abs!"

"He's so buff!"

"Is that a six pack or an eight pack?!"

"I can't look! Its too beautiful!"

"What? You three act like you haven't seen me shirtless before." I scoff, beginning to button my shirt up. This led to more squeals.

"Well, you were all bandaged up the last time, so it was kind of hard to see." Hikaru shrugged, snapping out of his admiration.

"Still am." I say, lifting up the back of my shirt to reveal bandages carefully stuck on my back. The girls were too busy fangirling to notice. After I finished buttoning my shirt up, I close the curtains which led to sighs of disappointment from the so-called "princesses". Hikaru and Kaoru had done the same for their room, but kept the curtain separating our rooms open. "You guys sure are scrawny." I say, poking them each on the side after fixing the collar of my shirt. They blush and step back, obviously ticklish. "Eat or work out or something." I say, chuckling and handing them their shirts. They decline and step back out to distract the girls, oh right the plan. The plan where Tamaki makes a fool of himself, my favorite type of plans.

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