Can: *looks at Allen* why would I fuck you?
Allen: what do you mean? I'm sexy!
Can: yeah...but vegetarian Poutine is just cheese and fries!
Allen: actually I'm vegan.
Can: so...just fries??
Allen: yep.
Can: I am so not fucking you.
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Crack Smut and ShamChats
FanfictionWas originally "terrible crack smut" but is now the sequel to "Book of Hetalia Mostly" Random crack scenes as well as ShamChats and tiny side notes. Enjoy! -Shick
