This is a conversation between Lukas Bondevik and yourself, Gilbert Beilshmidt.
Lukas Bondevik: Hey.
Gilbert Beilshmidt: Um...You'll never guess what your man was doing when me, him, and Alfred were out drinking.
Lukas Bondevik: My man?
Lukas Bondevik: You mean Mathias?
Gilbert Beilshmidt: Yeah
Lukas Bondevik: Uh...
Lukas Bondevik: Yikes.
Lukas Bondevik: We're not together, but,
Lukas Bondevik: What did he do?
Gilbert Beilshmidt: Well we were loaded (so loaded) and then Alfred passed out cuz he's weak and shit right?
Lukas Bondevik: Yea?
Gilbert Beilshmidt: So we take his phone and call his brother whose supposed to be the driver...
Lukas Bondevik: Yes?
Gilbert Beilshmidt: And then Mattie comes along and gets us all into the car, which is fine.
Lukas Bondevik: And?
Gilbert Beilshmidt: And then Matthias and Mattie get to talking, cuz they're both friendly shits with red and white flags and whatever
Lukas Bondevik: Yes??
Gilbert Beilshmidt: And then this guy turns to me, drunk as fuck, and says that me and mattie would make a cute couple
Lukas Bondevik: Yikes.
Lukas Bondevik has left the conversation.
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Crack Smut and ShamChats
FanfictionWas originally "terrible crack smut" but is now the sequel to "Book of Hetalia Mostly" Random crack scenes as well as ShamChats and tiny side notes. Enjoy! -Shick
