This is a conversation between drunk!England and yourself, APH God.
drunk!England: hey god
APH God: Sup dude
drunk!England: what are you
drunk!England: doinnng here
APH God: Just came to buy some weed
drunk!England: from america?
APH God: Yeah...I know...Ned's got the good stuff but his prices are so high
drunk!England: that asshat
APH God: I know right
drunk!England: ehat do you ship god?
APH God: What do I Ship? Well...I ship PruCan. Been trying to get them two in the same room for like years
drunk!England: oh god
APH God: They would make wonderful babies
drunk!England: poor Canada
drunk!England: he can do better
APH God: Oh?
drunk!England: than thaaaaat
drunk!England: *sings*
APH God: Who were you thinking?
drunk!England: i dont know but i dont think
drunk!England: that that awesome wannabe is good for him
APH God: What about....Greece?
drunk!England: whAT
APH God: Greece
drunk!England: he fuvked japan didnt he
APH God: Yeah....
drunk!England: I dont know he has a bad luck on countries
APH God: Yeah....It's cuz he's a total twink
drunk!England: Like first Netherlands then Prussia then that creepy Russia
APH God: And Cuba....And France.....
drunk!England: Like.......??????
drunk!England: France is his brother
APH God: But Ukraine is pretty good for him don't you think?
drunk!England: what uh ive never thought of it
APH God: Yeah....They're good friends....and Canada likes to celebrate Ukrainian holodayes
APH God: holidays
drunk!England: Uh maybe
APH God: England can I ask you something?
drunk!England: Why yes
APH God: Are you drunk?
drunk!England: no im bloody not!
(And then the bell rang so I had to leave)
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Crack Smut and ShamChats
FanfictionWas originally "terrible crack smut" but is now the sequel to "Book of Hetalia Mostly" Random crack scenes as well as ShamChats and tiny side notes. Enjoy! -Shick
