You know, if you've read from the beginning, you'll know that I started as a crack smut book but then I started running out of ideas and gave up but then my other crack fic book ran out of chapters so I just skipped to this.
Man, it's been so long since I started this. I'm so proud of myself for falling through with this, and you douches for reading. So to celebrate, I'm going back to my roots.
Lovino: *exists*
Kawaii tomato: Nya~ Lovi Senpai you're so Kawaii desu desu. You make my kokoro go doki doki. Watashi wa in love with you! Please make me the happiest tomato-chan alive and become my waifu?!
Lovino: omfg yes.
*has sex with tomato-chan*
YOU ARE READING
Crack Smut and ShamChats
FanfictionWas originally "terrible crack smut" but is now the sequel to "Book of Hetalia Mostly" Random crack scenes as well as ShamChats and tiny side notes. Enjoy! -Shick
