This is a conversation between Tino Väinämöinen and yourself, Matthew Williams.
Matthew Williams: I need advice
Tino Väinämöinen: Oh, okay! I'll help you out if I can.
Matthew Williams: So there's this guy I kinda like...
Tino Väinämöinen: Ah, so you need to confess to him?
Matthew Williams: Well...I don't think that's the problem...
Tino Väinämöinen: Oh.. What is it then?
Matthew Williams: He's kinda older...and I don't know if my parents approve
Tino Väinämöinen: Is he... how much older than you?
Matthew Williams: I'm not exactly sure...but his hair is white so i don't know if he's, like, fifty, or if he just went grey early...
Tino Väinämöinen: Fifty?! Are you, um, really sure? Maybe he just has gray hair naturally?
Matthew Williams: Maybe I should ask him....
Tino Väinämöinen: Yeah, you probably should! That would be better than living in confusion.
Matthew Williams: I'll text him later!
Tino Väinämöinen: Yeah!
Matthew Williams: So...How do I tell my parents that I'm hella Gay
Tino Väinämöinen: Ah, um.. I would just tell them directly, but I don't know how your parents are like, son.
Tino Väinämöinen: so*
Matthew Williams: Well, what if in, like, ten years or so, Peter came out? How would you like that done?
Tino Väinämöinen: I would like him to just tell me, whenever he would be ready. And if he would be embarrassed, he could tell just me somewhere private.
Matthew Williams: That helps a lot. Thanks bud.
Tino Väinämöinen: No worries!
Matthew Williams: Take care of my baby brother for me, okay?
Tino Väinämöinen: Yeah, of course!
Matthew Williams: Bye!
Tino Väinämöinen: Bye~
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Crack Smut and ShamChats
FanfictionWas originally "terrible crack smut" but is now the sequel to "Book of Hetalia Mostly" Random crack scenes as well as ShamChats and tiny side notes. Enjoy! -Shick
