"Those star signs or whatever aren't real Ashton. It's rigged." Calum told me, rolling his eyes. He didn't understand.
"Look, Calum, zodiac is real! It says my 3 favorite colors are sky blue, cream, and navy." I said with wide eyes, and he shook his head.
"Since when were those your favorite colors?"
"Since the motherfucking stars told me they were." I snapped, scrolling through the Instagram account again. Then Michael burst through the door of Calum's basement, almost falling down the last few stairs.
"Michael, tell Calum that zodiac is real!" I whined, and Michael rolled his eyes. I needed new friends.
"Is this going to be everyday thing?" He said, looking to Calum. The brown haired boy merely shrugged when his sister came in.
"I'm on Ashton's side." She said, grabbing the phone charger from the couch before starting back up the stairs.
"Did I ask, Mali?" Calum said, partially annoyed by me and the fact that Mali was the one who introduced me to the reality of horoscopes.
"No, but I answered." She said before closing the door.
"Bitch." Calum mumbled, and I looked at the next horoscope.
"How'd they know I'm hate small spaces?" I asked, amazed. They knew everything about me! Of course this couldn't be fake.
"R-I-G-G-E-D." Calum chimed in, but I rolled my eyes this time.
"Lacey is in love with me. She's just playing hard to get, obviously. She's a Pisces!" I said, and Michael groaned.
"She doesn't like you. She hasn't liked you for the past 3 years you've liked her." Michael said bluntly, sitting next to me.
"What Michael means is that Lacey is a bitch to you, and we all notice. Don't act like she's the sweetest thing you've ever met." Calum said, shooting a glare at Michael.
"No, she's in love with me. She just doesn't know it yet." I shrugged, and Michael made a I'm-throwing-up-because-of-you're-love-talk noise.
"I just need to show her. I need a grand gesture, something to get her to say "damn, I'm in love with Ashton Irwin." You know?" I asked.
"No, I don't." Michael said, scrolling through his own Instagram feed.
"Check your horoscope!" I told him, and he pushed me off the couch.
A/n
This story is gonna have relatively short chapters lol oops
~Kay
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