zodiac//afi

0.7

"How was your date with Lacey?" Calum asked, sitting across from me with his lunch tray in front of him. I smiled, remembering last night.

"It was amazing." I said, sighing. We talked for an entire half hour before she slapped me. That's 29 minutes more than the first try!

"So she broke up with Luke?" Calum asked.

Shit.

I totally forgot about Luke. When was she going to let him know about the date last night? She obviously is in love with me, our horoscopes are compatible in every way. Hers said she liked the ocean, and I like sushi. We're literally meant to be together.

"Calum, this horoscope says I like sushi!" I complained, and he rolled his eyes at me.

"You're allergic to the seasoning or whatever they use for that, dumbo." Calum said, returning his gaze to the TV in front of him.

"But I might like it. Can't we go get some now?"  I asked, sitting up and begging.

"Dumbass, if you want to go die be my guest." Calum told me, and I grinned, taking his keys and running towards the door.

"I didn't mean it-" was all I heard before I shut the door.

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"You're going to be in here for another two days. I can't believe you were stupid enough to go eat something that could kill you." Calum said, face palming.

"It was a delicious thing that could kill me." I retorted, looking at the white room around me. I was in one of those hospital dresses, feeling freer than America in the lack of clothing. Then it hit me.

"Calum, on tumblr it said that Cancers are usually afraid of needles! Do you know how many needles are in this building?" I asked, sitting up quickly.

"Lay down, idiot. Before I call the nurses and they drug you again. Although you seem to be high at the moment." He grumbled. I laid back down, trying to steady my breath.

One, two, three. One, two, three.

"You're so dumb." Calum scoffed, eating the food from the tray that was supposed to be mine.

"Those are my potatoes!" I frowned, but he shook his head.

"If they were yours, why are they in my mouth?"

"I don't know, she's probably going to tell him soon." I shrugged, convincing myself. She was letting him down easy, that's all.

"Her, breaking up with Luke? Who in their right mind would break up with Luke?" Michael said, sitting next to me and stealing my jello. It was okay, though. It was green jello and cancers hate green according to whoreoscoping.com.

"Because he's a jackass. Any smart person would break up with him." Calum said, and Michael stuttered.

"Yeah, psh. Right. Total hoe, I hate him." Michael said, his cheeks turning red.

Calum simply shrugged before opening his jello, which was red. It was the same color of Michael's cheeks.

I wish I had the red jello instead of the green.

A/n
Hello friends!
Sorry I'm Coll af
I'm making all these zodiac things up lmao
What's ur star sign? I'm a Taurus❤️
~kay