"PEEL YOUR BANANAS." I screamed, sliding down my hallway in my socks. I was home alone, which allowed me to sing as loudly as I like.
"THE SECOND STEP, TOSS IN SOME GRAPES!" I sang at the top of my lungs. I loved being home alone, because no one told me what to do.
"THE THIRD STEP, CHOP UP SOME APPLES." I said, barreling down the stairs.
"CHOP UP SOME MELONS!" I "sang", violently whipping my head back and forth.
"THEN PUT THEM ON YOUR PLATE." I shouted, breaking out into air guitar. I slid down the hardwood floored hallway, and entered my living room.
"What the hell!" I screamed, looking at my couch. Mona sat there with her jaw hung open. I looked down, and realized I was only in boxers. I picked a pillow up from the couch and covered myself quickly.
"How did you get in my house?" I asked, and her shocked expression turned into a giggle.
"Calum let me in." She said simply, and picked up the remote.
"Hola." Calum said, coming in with a bowl of popcorn in his hand. Calum sat next to Mona on the couch casually, and I stood there in shock. Not to mention I was half naked.
"How did you get in my house, Calum?" I asked, and he didn't so much as look at me.
"You're window was open." He shrugged, and I stood there in awe.
"Why are you in my house?" I asked again, and he glanced at me.
"Cables out on our side of town. So we came here." He responded, and held the bowl of popcorn out for Mona.
"Were you singing the wiggles song? What song was it?" Calum asked, and I blushed.
"Fruit salad!" Mona said after a few seconds, and she and Calum broke out into song.
"Fruit salad, yummy yummy!" They imitated me, and I rolled my eyes.
"My horoscope said that if I eat fruit salad today-" I started, but Calum cut me off rudely.
"Hold that thought. Go put on some pants and then we can talk." Calum said, and Mona giggled. I felt my face grow redder and turned around quickly, running to my room.
"Don't eat all my popcorn!" I called, and Calum giggled.
A/n
I don't know why I wrote this
I don't know why I'm publishing this
But I am
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zodiac//afi
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